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must-be-mr-boggins · 6 days

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This Ken’s job is confrontation.

I appreciate how The Hobbit films took the opportunity to turn Thorin's greatest liability as a leader as the one that also flips the figuratively switch on his crazy plan to save them at the end of DoS.

Dwalin: "The plan's not going to work. These furnaces are stone cold."

Balin: "He's right - we've no fire hot enough to set them ablaze."

Thorin (a dwarf who has for two films has impressively pissed off just about every being they've encountered) thinks to himself the Dwarvish equivalent of "Hold my beer. My time has come".

Proceeds to insult Smaug into such a rage that the dragon tries to kill them all by lighting everything around them on fire, including the furnaces that will help them attack and hopefully incapacitate Smaug.

#thorin oakenshield #the hobbit #thorin #desolation of smaug #smaug #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin x bilbo #lotr #smaug the dragon

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must-be-mr-boggins · 12 days

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Oh absolutely.

Me watching the hobbit:

#the amount of drama screams ‘married’ couple to me #your honor they are in love #the hobbit #lotr #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #thilbo #thorin x bilbo #books #movies

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must-be-mr-boggins · 1 month

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Taking a 5-second break from the Bagginshield angst to bring you this meme I created after an all-nighter, enjoy.

#lotr #lord of the rings #aragorn #books #movies #tolkien #what about second breakfast #like yeah girl what ABOUT it #I’m both parties in this scenario tbh #sorry if this has been done before #I’m just a girl #a girl running on 3 hours of sleep

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must-be-mr-boggins · 1 month

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Idk who I’d rather be in this situation, can I just be both??

clingy boyfriend

#bilbo baggins #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield

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must-be-mr-boggins · 1 month

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Never beating the “down bad” allegations.

(sits down to make serious traditional art)

5 minutes later:

#bilbo baggins #bagginshield #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit

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must-be-mr-boggins · 1 month

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Smaug ghost-wrote this before interrupting the moment.

#everyone’s a third wheel #no one is safe #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #thorin x bilbo #bagginshield #books #movies #tolkien #fanfic #lotr #martin freeman #richard armitage #ao3 #peter jackson #dwarves #elves

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must-be-mr-boggins · 2 months

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Today’s logic: sad mood = sad posts.

#old Bilbo is sad to me #like in a nostalgic way #yknow?#the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #thorin x bilbo #books #movies #tolkien #fanfic #lotr

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must-be-mr-boggins · 2 months

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You don’t need rizz if you look like Kili.

#the hobbit #kili x tauriel #Kili #tauriel #kiliel #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #lotr #books #movies #tolkien #fanfic

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must-be-mr-boggins · 3 months

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Time to re-read The Hobbit for the 80th time and cry 🤭

I will not get over the fact that the Arkenstone refers to Thorin's heart and that Bilbo has been carrying it with him in the last few chapters....carrying Thorin's heart in his hands.... and having to give it away with a look of longing.... (lays down on floor)

#bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield

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must-be-mr-boggins · 3 months

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Omg.

gay people can never say 'I love you' it's always gotta be some shit like "I have never been so wrong, in all my life"

#bagginshield

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must-be-mr-boggins · 3 months

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You either die a Bofur, or live long enough to see yourself become a Bilbo.

#the older I get #the more I see myself turning into Bilbo #an unexpected party would send me into cardiac arrest at this point #so I feel his pain #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #books #movies #tolkien #bofur #thorin oakenshield #lotr #thorin x bilbo #bagginshield #fanfic

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must-be-mr-boggins · 3 months

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You and I both know Thorin’s dramatic ass would say something like this.

#is it too soon?#mayhaps #but it will always be too soon tbh #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #thorin x bilbo #books #movies #tolkien #fanfic #lotr #clearly I’m running out of ideas #yet i persist

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must-be-mr-boggins · 3 months

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Thanks for the tag @koisoot :D

Tag game: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better.

Last song: This Love - Taylor Swift

Currently watching: Earlier seasons of Supernatural for the 100th time bc it’s my comfort show and school is stressful

Three ships: bilbo x thorin, sirius x remus, dean x castiel (was hard to pick just 3!)

Favourite color: green (olive green, to be specific!)

Consuming: coffee, strawberry smoothies, water

Relationship status: single

Last movie: Saltburn

Currently working on: a long Marauders fanfic, my masters thesis, and getting to bed earlier.

No pressure tags:

@judasiscarithot @smoking-old-toby @ohgodwhatwasthat @pippinspipeweed @skywewe @maeofthenoldor @oakwnshield @thoseveganelves @lordoftherazzles

(And @ anyone who wants to participate!! I wish I could tag everyone!!)

Thanks for the tag @hightowhxre

tag game: tag 9 people you'd like to get to know better

last song: Unknown / Nth by Hozier

currently watching: Reacher on Amazon Prime

three ships: frostiron, loki x reader /oc, aemond x reader / oc

favorite color: green

consuming: coffee

relationship status: married

last movie: Constantine

currently working on: making a cave type fort for my son from repurposed items in my home, foam, and paper mache.

No pressure tags: @jackys-stuff-blog @jobean12-blog @mcufan72 @lokisprettygirl @itbmojojoejo @persephones-journey @arcielee @bhxrdy @sheris532 @fandoms-writings @alexagirlie @troublesomesnitch

Open tag if you want to play.

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must-be-mr-boggins · 3 months

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And who’s gonna uncover all the queerness in your favourite Tolkien works??

and if you get rid of all of the slightly-gender-confused asexuals, who's gonna write your evan rosier fics??

#this post is so personal to me #I had to repost #and add my own contribution ofc #evan rosier #Tolkien #ao3 #bagginshield #the hobbit

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must-be-mr-boggins · 4 months

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Sometimes the only way you can make a move is by hastily shoving an important document/family heirloom into your crush’s chest.