concept: you know how the flower field is all dead and crusty in new moon? ignoring the fact that it was probably just winter that killed all the flowers, imagine edward out there with a bottle of weed killer the day after abandoning bella in the woods, dousing everything in herbicide while crying

bunch of robot girls passing around a usb stick like a blunt

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

No because why did I just see a tiktok talking about how if Bella had a boy instead of a girl, 1) Bella would love her son so much more than Edward or Jacob, and 2) Edward would resent his own son because of male competition

Anyways, where's the fic

Reblog and put in the tags what movie you watched in an empty theater.

The Zero Comment Challenge is a way for readers to find new stories and reach out to authors they want to encourage. 

Every fandom has stories that get lost in the shuffle. Maybe they were posted during a busy time and didn’t get much attention. Maybe the author didn’t tag as effectively as they could have to get their story in front of the audience it was intended for. Maybe the fandom is just really shy so they leave kudos instead of comments. 

The Zero Comment Challenge is meant to find those authors and give them some love. Go to the AO3 search and filter by comments, then look at the fics that don’t have any comments at all. Find one that looks interesting to you and let the author know what you thought. They get to meet a new reader and you get to find new fic. Everyone wins!

[teen sister in a 90’s movie voice] my pronouns are what/ever/major/loser now get out of my room

fic planning be like:

CRAZY how the Volturi are like, "We have to keep the existence of vampires secret," and then they walked around dressed like the most stereotypical God damn vampires you have ever seen in your life! CRAZY! Insane to me!

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

nyctophobia

chapter 9: earthbound

read on ao3 | read on ff.net

summary: now, think of the biggest lover you know. it’s a water sign, right? after getting kicked out of prom ‘05, Leah and Sam still have the whole night ahead of them. and guess what? they’re home alone. word count: ~6.3k warnings: more of the same in recent chapters such as profanity, blatant flirting, romance, lots of innuendos, and sensuality (not explicit). last chapter had the first "fuck" but this chapter has the first FUCK……

thanks so much to everyone who's been consistently reading the story, especially those who leave comments. I really appreciate y'all and your kind words.

@bellasdumptruckass did the damn thing again as a beta-reader! thanks so much for always letting me vent, cry, scream, etc. you just get me <3

this chapter is about to get real cute, real touchy-feely, real romantic, real heart-fluttery. this is literally the sweetest thing I’ve written in a long ass time, maybe ever. GODDD I wish my first boyfriend wasn’t such a piece of shit lmao. but um anyways-

Real Lovers™ this one's for y'all!

hope you all enjoy the update! show some love in the comments if you're real <3

tag list (literally just copying and pasting from old posts - pls lmk if you want me to tag/untag you in future nyctophobia posts): @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @cheerynoir @big-idiot-wolf-boys @the-golden-onion @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen @phil-dwyer-stan-account @paulxlahotee @edwardsmedow @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis @effervescent-influenza @gezellig-writes @witchyangela @leahcee @haletwinsstan @musingsofvenus @leahclearwlwater @haemshaems @vampiresarezombies @femmealice @blackpack @bellasoutrageousflavor @tenarcansteponme @me-and-jake @plainjaniedee @renegadepack @manicpixietwilight @emotwilights @jacobyouidiotihadit @edwardsmate4ever @sugarshackpeasant

I hope you’re doing alright! miss you 🩷

Hiii

I girlbossed too close to the sun and landed a very ✨adult job✨, so I haven't been on tumblr much and barely have time to write like I want to

But I'm alive and well, and still very much a twilight girlie 💗 And of course I miss all my mutuals v much toooo

I'm dying over here FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

number #1 best thing a girlprotagonist can be is a fucking terrible person and number #2 is a lesbian