i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia
dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels
"The way I see it, someone's out to make a sequel. You know, cash in on all the movie murder hoopla. So, it's our job to observe the rules of the sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate. Carnage candy. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead."
Scream 2 (1997) dir. Wes Craven
The more I force myself to Watch Scream 4 and 5 for the plot of my fanfics the more obvious it is (Besides just some bad writers block) WHY I have such a hard time writing these. 🙃 Omg the new characters are so unlikable, they barely focus on Sid/YN which makes it hard to include her, the killers are meh.
I'm watching Scream 1 and 2 on cable rn and ISTG they are SO DRASTICALLY BETTER than Scream 5 (Scream 4 to me has its good points but still NOTHING on the og.)
God no wonder I was whipping out Set Up and Sequels Suck chapters weekly or every 2 weeks bc I had the perfect writing material to use! EVERYTHING there will NEVER be another Scream 1.
There's a reason you can look up Scream 4 in the gifs and nothing but Scream pops up the first few options. 💯 I'm js.
@/bookwyrminspiration / john steinbeck, ‘chapter 9: the piggyback’ / richard siken, ‘crush’ / genesis 4:9 / natalia diaz, ‘a brother named gethsemane’ / ocean vuong, ‘on earth we’re briefly gorgeous’ / taylor jenkins reid, ‘daisy jones & the six’ / john darnielle / @/filmnoirsbian / conan gray, ‘the exit’ / traci brimhall, ‘come the slumberless to the land of nod’ / layana clouet, ‘a love letter to a dead thing’ / anne carson, ‘antigonick’ / michael dickman, ‘killing flies’
brother i’m going to be honest with you. i don’t give a fuck if he’s “redeemable” or not. what is this, the checkout counter? he’s not a fucking COUPON!!!!!
Bo smoking American Spirits is so funny bc I just KNOW he’s a Marlboro guy and he most likely got that pack of American Spirits off some hipster he murdered lmao
Stu n tatum r the biggest fuckibg shit talkers, these bitches are the most annoying ones at the back of the class js giggling their asses off pointing n judging everybody n they momma
Here’s some scream hcs, its 523am and ive been holding onto these bitches for a while
Also I do like pan randy, bro seems like he would hit anything if he had the chance, bro isnt picky
the way stu literally threw randy down the stairs??
randy just looks SO confused too and sids over there absolutely stressing and then stu looks back after he did it like you can tell he was holding in a laugh
Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.
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