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Greg: *Pours coffee on his face and starts screaming* Greg: Okay, let鈥檚 continue.聽
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Norman: Two dudes chilling in a hot tub Charon: Six feet apart聽鈥榗ause we鈥檙e NOT GAY!
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Stephanie: *Tries to live life peacefully* Kennith: I鈥檓 about to ruin this woman鈥檚 whole career
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LUKA & MIKU PINS
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Crispy Man: I鈥檓, like, such a good person The fangirls: YES! YES YOU ARE!聽
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Arc: What do you mean, framing people for murder isn鈥檛 a good way to make friends? Say, in handcuffs: I F**KING DO!
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Stephanie: Remember the rule? Kennith: Don鈥檛 kill people without gloves to hide your fingerprints? Stephanie: JUST DON鈥橳 KILL PEOPLE!
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Crispy Man: *Slams bat into a mirror*聽 Crispy: Who broke the mirror?
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Someone: Y鈥檏now what they say! New year, new me!
AOAPP VFlower: *Sits down in the corner, pulls legs against her torso, and starts rocking back and forth*
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Oliver: *Applies lip gloss, touches grass, and unhinges his jaw to consume 5 pounds of dirt*聽
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Henry: *Is dead*
Francis: That sign isn鈥檛 going to stop me because I can鈥檛 read!
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Epta: *Vanishes into the void*
God: Oh no! Anyway!
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Kennith: *On the ground, crying hysterically and threatening to commit arson*
Greg: Just another Wednesday
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