a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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if god didn't want me to have sinful thoughts then why did he make submisive pathetic looking men
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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as above (hairy pits), so below (full bush)
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i can't even get up and do something productive when i can't sleep because i am tired like that's not the issue. it's that even though im tired and laying down in the dark my body won't start sleeping
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ohhhhh once i figure out how to fall asleep in under an hour it's overrr for you bitches
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Artist is shipl
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can anyone help me decipher my norman reedus crush. it's not latent in the slightest, i am disgustingly horrendously down bad for him and have been since i started watching walking dead years ago. if you had a lineup of the celebrity men im into he would stick out like a sore thumb but there's something about him that makes me horny grip my seat and start shaking and foaming at the mouth
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hey . are you using that boy for anything or can i borrow it
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Whats your usernames meaning
when i was making this accoutn i got a message saying the username i tried was already taken. idk exactly what the message was bc it was the korean version of this app in 2019 but it contained ㅁㅅㄷㄱ(m s d k) in tht order so I used those and tacked on -00 so tht it wasnt taken/cuz i liked how it looked
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions
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...Do I need to say it?
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every so often i switch to the Classmates tab on Hellotalk to see what insightful posts my fellow language learners are making and it never fails to disappoint
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Your soul is rotten to the core and therefor I shal not be showing you my penis good night to you
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almost just burned down the house cuz the parchment paper i used in air fryer started burning
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