Sinan Yilmaz. Damn.
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Sometimes you just want to be pretty
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Teasy bitch. And yet, I love him.
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Boogie nights
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If you have that much gray in your chest hairs, you should definitely give up wearing jockey shorts. Also I have never seen such enormous jockey shorts. Granny pants for men.
Things are just weird in the office this morning…
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I got my new cat a week ago on Sunday and she has spent the entire time hiding under the bed. I finally lured her out with treats. Turns out she's a snack whore. I can relate. I decided to name her Octavia because she's the eighth cat I've had.
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Roy Blakey was great, wonderful lighting, interesting poses, and such hot guys
Jess Stone for Mandate (August 1981)
Photography by Roy Blakey
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Oh, I don't know. I think you're just hanging around the wrong bars.
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What? What you looking at?
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You think that's adorably weird, but come July, you are going to be so jealous
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Well, duh
i dont want a cigarette after sex, i want a chicken nugget
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I got a new cat, I brought her home Sunday afternoon and she immediately disappeared under the bed in the guest room and I haven't seen her since.
I am reminded of a little song I used to sing to my last cat when he was being bad which was pretty much all the time:
*to the tune of Tonight from West Side Story*
Cat stew, cat stew,
I'm gonna make cat stew,
I'm going to make cat stew out of you.
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So it seems AI is closing in on doing thumbs right. I fear it is the rise of the machines.
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I look at the tiny little tan line and compare it to the size of his dick and wonder, How did he get all of that in there?
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Mottos for our time
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I'm "Big Montana" which, I have to say, is sort of a disappointment
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Run
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