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How Gnosia characters would react to you having a tapeworm
Setsu: …A tapeworm? OK…lets see if we can investigate the cause of this. Yeah, let's do it. We still dont know everything for certain, but I know we'll figure it out. Hehe…this is actually kind of nice. Spending time with you, I mean.
Gina: Oh… I'm sorry… I'm sure it'll be OK…
(Gina is lying…)
SQ: Um… a tapeworm? Aren’t those like, suuuppper good for losing weight and stuff? You’re like, soooo lucky, can you like, lend him to me afterwards?
Raqio: Hah, a tapeworm? Seriously? You'd have to be brainless to get one of those. I suppose its not surprising you got one then, [Player].
Stella: Oh, my… thats horrible… let me know if you need assistance, [Player]. I want to support you as best I can..!
Shigemichi: Woah, a real tapeworm? For real? Thats crazy, bud! Lemme know if ya got any troubles, y'know? THIS guy'll take care of em, no sweat.
Chipie: A tapeworm, eh? Haha, lemme know if theres anything I can do to help ya.
Comet: Oh man, you got a tapeworm? That sucks. Try drinking water or something? I heard that helps. I think.
Jonas: Hark! Fear not, dear comrade. It is I, JONAS, who shall help you in this dire matter. Such a worm hath NO CHANCE against me. SUCK IT, WORM!
Kukrushka: Kukrushka smiles warmly, as if to say, "everything will be alright, I'll handle this." Her demeanor shows this much.
Otome: squeak Oh no…thats horrible. I'm so sorry! Um…I hope you feel better soon.
Sha-Ming (Male MC): What the hell? That's disgusting, why are you telling me this crap? You screwed yourself over, not my problem…
Sha-Ming (Female MC): Haha, y'know, I've always been kinda into tapeworms. I could give ya little help down there, if you want. C'mon, don't be shy…
Remnan: …What? Why… why are you telling me this…?
Yuriko: Hehe… I see karma has taken its retribution on your sins, then.
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“It’s okay Steven, I’m never alone. I fucking love you so much.”
- Girdle, 2004, Steven In The Universe
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alternatively, nyani?
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*jetstream sam voice*
Self-sucked... and not half bad.
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Mameshiba Plushie
Bought via proxy in 2020
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Pope Francis has also stated Ex Cathedra that Jesus had a "really soft boytummy"
Did you hear? They're reworking how catholic god is to be depicted. It's now a 30 something anime woman with E cup tits and puffy nipples visible through her robes. And when she's depicted performing miracles they are to lactate a bit seeping through the cloth. What? Oh no the doctrine is completely unchanged. You'll go to hell if you jerk of to her.
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Did you hear? They're reworking how catholic god is to be depicted. It's now a 30 something anime woman with E cup tits and puffy nipples visible through her robes. And when she's depicted performing miracles they are to lactate a bit seeping through the cloth. What? Oh no the doctrine is completely unchanged. You'll go to hell if you jerk of to her.
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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
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