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mostlikelyshutup · 10 hours

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oh me? yeah i do drugs *holds out a full handful of prescription medications in the proper dosages and divided into morning and night piles*

#theres a gummy in there but its a fiber gummy #k mumbles #so weve got prozac and ferrous sulfate and vitamin d and tizanidine and progesterone and rizatriptan and-#all in tune with the animaniacs country song #tried writing this pos and accidentally only wrote 'drugs'#at that age where im posting about taking medications properly 👍#and by that i mean a cool 23 #in case you were wondering #yes hopefully there will be adhd meds in there sometime soon :)

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mostlikelyshutup · 10 hours

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its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation

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mostlikelyshutup · 10 hours

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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

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mostlikelyshutup · 11 hours

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The world is trapped in a time-loop and the only people aware of it are the students and the professor of a freshman undergraduate math course.

The professor, not one to miss an opportunity, decides to teach the students new topics each loop, test the students for understanding, review concepts they're struggling with, and then start teaching them material from other math courses.

Over time, the students start using the loops to do individual research in whatever topics catch their interests and start teaching the class and the professor all sorts of topics ranging from biology to philosophy to history to physics (They understandably can't give great presentations because they have to start making their presentations the morning of).

They also begin studying cultures, foreign languages, and politics together. Some days are spent practicing cooking, dancing, singing, and all sorts of activities performed across the world. Other days are spent discussing the problems of the world and planning out how to tackle them once they escape the loop.

Once the time loop finally ends, these freshman students all have the intellect and skill of people with multiple PhDs. They are a united coalition of many backgrounds who all have a unified goal to make the world a better place...but they're technically undergrad freshmen.

#no this is genuinely such an interesting idea

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mostlikelyshutup · 11 hours

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stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to handmake lace so all is well

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mostlikelyshutup · 11 hours

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The batfam's time machine breaks down in the past

Lucky for them, there's an ancient Sumerian copper merchant happy to sell them the parts

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mostlikelyshutup · 11 hours

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sometimes i think im not queer presenting enough and then a stranger im volunteering with goes "you know when your girlfriend does that thing?" and i have to blue screen for a sec and be like oh yeah i do look gay

#k mumbles #sometimes i feel like i just look very Straight #its both validating when someone points it out and also kindve weird bc im out but im not out out if that makes sense #idk its the feeling of not being 'queer enough' just seeping into everything i do lmao

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mostlikelyshutup · 11 hours

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WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!! WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE!!!!! AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME, ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO!!! YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH "I TOLD YOU SO"!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT!!!! BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!

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mostlikelyshutup · 11 hours

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CHAPPELL ROAN PHOTOGRAPHED BY KIRT BARNETT FOR POLYESTER ZINE

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mostlikelyshutup · 11 hours

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had a category 5 lesbian moment looping midwest princess for the past couple hours so i drew some stills from this vid

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mostlikelyshutup · 12 hours

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happy lesbian visibility week

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mostlikelyshutup · 13 hours

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making my own picky eater poll

#listen #most cheeses i do not like unmelted #was having that convo with molly literally yesterday #and also strawberry ice cream just isnt for me #which is interesting bc strawberry is one of my favorite fruits

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mostlikelyshutup · 13 hours

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#quite literally what #im too anxious to talk to anyone #if that was a prerequisite i would follow no one

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mostlikelyshutup · 15 hours

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