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come see what flower you are bc while the world is dark u deserve to be told u are bright and beautiful
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Race changed my troll warlock to Zandalari, really enjoying the casting animations!
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u ever see a character that’s so much Your Type it makes u genuinely mad at ur own predictability
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rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos
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Leftism teaches you that the most annoying people in the world can have the exact same opinions as you. And they'll still get on your nerves
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What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030
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I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”
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ifrit's snout is so cute i wanna grab it
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Do people still use this website? Im tired of twitter.
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This is the German Expressionist town, there is no anti-homeless architecture here. The park benches are uncomfortably slanted and contorted so as to convey the inherent emotional turmoil that permeates all of reality
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this tweet is life changing
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there is no way to hate myself into becoming a person i like.
there is no way to shame myself into a better life.
i can’t motivate myself to heal in the same ways i encouraged my own destruction.
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good things will happen 💫
things that are meant to be will fall into place 💫
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