Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
[Count Crowley’s artist Lukas Ketner created this artwork piece for an article by Count Crowley’s writer David Dastmalchian on the loving on the TV horror hosts since he was a child inside of the horror monthly magazine Fangoria Vol. 2 #11.]
Based on my illustrated gothic horror series, the Deephaven Mysteries! The first book is on shelves now, with a new mystery coming this September that you can preorder wherever you get books!