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monsterhospital · 15 hours

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I’m sooooooo glad something like this would never happen in Philly

#this is a basically sign from god bc i am in Denver and hating the vibe and my coworker told me to go to philly

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monsterhospital · 7 days

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first new girl plotline of the summer: i ordered some free panties from a promotion i saw on instagram, and only after i placed the order did i remember that i'm going to have 3 guy roommates by the end of the week, at least one of whom will likely be home when an indiscreet package arrives from the brand "knotty knickers"

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monsterhospital · 10 days

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i came out like 8 years ago which is unfortunate because i would love to be one of those girls having a gay awakening over chappell roan

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monsterhospital · 11 days

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I've literally never been kissed this much it is frying my brain

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monsterhospital · 13 days

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#is it portable can i put it on my keychain #i would take it camping and use it whenever i needed to piss in the woods and then go back to normal

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monsterhospital · 13 days

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#theres not an official gay bar (tiny town) but there is a small but mighty queer community #and that group tends to frequent a certain set of establishments #not just the bar. the bookstore downtown is also a big hub of the queer community here #im not rlly in that group but there is a big overlap with the volunteer/nonprofit scene

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monsterhospital · 13 days

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#theres not an official gay bar (tiny town) but there is a small but mighty queer community #and that group tends to frequent a certain set of establishments #not just the bar. the bookstore downtown is also a big hub of the queer community here #im not rlly in that group but there is a big overlap with the volunteer/nonprofit scene

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monsterhospital · 16 days

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my supervisor just called me and told me that im getting two new roommates who are also guys

#one of them is german which is fun #it is what it is #the joys of living in a weird frat house owned by your employer

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monsterhospital · 16 days

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#uhm where is 'living in a bizzare situation where my job provides housing but i still have to pay rent #and have no control over my roommates or what happens to the house im living im #for example another house got one of their bathrooms demolished by the company mantinence man and then the company fired him #so now they are down a bathroom and theres nothing they can do about it #but its cheap and we live in a rural area with a housing crisis and also its only for a year'#?

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monsterhospital · 18 days

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being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

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monsterhospital · 19 days

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