its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney

we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article

it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.

Personally, I prefer to use metal straws. They’re reusable, so at the very least, the only resources I end using any time I use one (aside from the initial production of them) is the bit of soap and water that it takes to clean them afterwards.

A gif of the fly that looks like a bee that I have as my header image.

What is the name of Lilith’s lover in obey me?

I have had this theory in my head for a while now, and I want to post it before night bringer comes out.

In the game, we hear from the brothers that Lilith, their sister, had fallen in love with a human. Her love interest then ends up with a terminal illness, resulting in her stealing fruit from the celestial realm in a desperate attempt to cure him. This results in God deciding that she would be punished for altering the lifespan of a human. This lead to the brothers rebelling in a fight known as the Celestial War. This caused Lucifer and his brothers to become demons, Satan to be born, and Lilith to receive fatal injuries. We then find out that Lucifer made a deal with Diavolo to save Lilith’s life by having her be turned into a human. This allowed her to live the rest of her life with the man she loved, and eventually the birth of Mc, a distant descendent of hers.

Lilith in the mythology, is Adam’s original lover before Eve. Lilith in mythology leaves Adam for Lucifer. Interestingly enough, the Celestial War also takes place right before the events of Adam and Eve.

My theory is that Adam is the name of Lilith’s lover, and when she became a human, her name was changed to Eve. It’s also possible that the story of Adam and Eve from the Bible is commonly believed in the game’s universe, as a result of people either misinterpreting or misremembering the events due to them being long ago. An example of this could be someone overhearing Lucifer saying “I love you” to Lilith and interpreting it to mean in a romantic way, resulting in the part of the myth where the two of them become a couple.

Obey me incorrect quote number 6

Mc: Beep, beep. I’m a sheep.

Mc: I said, beep beep, I’m a sheep.

Mc:

Mc: *baa*

Obey me incorrect quote number 5

Satan: Is there anything better than pussy?

Satan: yes, a really good book.

Obey me incorrect quote #4

Beelzebub: I’m on a seafood diet.

Beelzebub: I see food, and I eat it.

Obey me incorrect quote #3

Scenario: If Lucifer introduced himself to mc when they first arrived to the devildom instead of Diavolo.

Lucifer: Greetings mc. I am Lucifer.

Mc: Can I call you Luci?

Lucifer: No

Mc: *disappointed*awwww

Obey me incorrect quote #2

Scenario: Luke and Mc are watching a kid’s show together when a joke that an adult would get but a kid would not was shown.

Mc: *bursts out laughing*

Luke: I don’t get it. What’s so funny about it?

Mc: *after calming down* You’ll understand when you’re older.

Luke: What? But I’ve lived much longer than you.

Mc: Humans mature faster than angels.

Obey me incorrect quote # 1

Mc: Belphie, why do you sleep all the time?

Belphegor: It’s a free trial of death.

Something to know about hydration

For years now, water companies have tricked people into thinking that they need to drink more water than they have to. They said things such as “You need to drink at least eight glasses of water a day.” The truth is that there is no set amount of water one needs to drink to stay hydrated, and last I checked, the average person doesn’t need to drink anywhere near eight glasses to stay hydrated. Now some of you are probably thinking “Then how do I figure out how much water I need to drink?” The answer to that is to simply drink whenever you feel thirsty. Our bodies are equipped with a complex hydration meter called thirst. As long as you drink whenever you feel thirsty and don’t have any health issues that mess with your thirst meter, then dehydration will never be an issue you have to worry about. 

Rant about women’s pants

The pockets on women’s pants suck. They’re so shallow that they can hardly hold anything if at all, especially when compared to the pockets on men’s pants. This is why I wear a jacket whenever I leave the house, even though I live in the south and that it gets hotter and hotter every year.

Could you imagine if you could go back in time to before cotton candy was invented with a bag full of white cotton candy and just start eating it in front of people? They would be like “Why the fuck is this weirdo eating cotton?”

I was just thinking about ragnarok and what could cause it if Norse mythology was real. Then I thought yellow stone, the super volcano. It makes sense if you think about it. Ragnarok is believed to start when Midgard, a.k.a earth, experiences an unusually long winter, and is believed to be impossible to avoid. It is also believed that if yellow stone ever erupts, the ash and smoke would spread to most if not all of the earth, which would block out the sun and cool off the earth, and its eruption is believed to be unavoidable.

I’ve heard the saying “knowledge is power.” I’ve also heard the saying “ignorance is bliss.” If knowledge and ignorance are opposites, are power and bliss opposites?

I’ve heard the saying “knowledge is power.” I’ve also heard the saying “ignorance is bliss.” If knowledge and ignorance are opposites, are power and bliss opposites?