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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 1 year

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Lan Qiren: Wangji, no!

Lan Wangji: Wangji yes.

Lan Xichen: Wangji, no!

Lan Wangji: Wangji... maybe?

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan, no 🥺!

Lan Wangji: Lan Zhan no 🥺.

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Wei Wuxian: I'm tired.

Lan Qiren: You're too young to be tired.

Wei Wuxian: And you're too old to be alive, but here we are.

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Wei Wuxian: So, how is the prettiest person in the world doing?

Lan Wangji: *Doesn't even look up from his book* I don't know. How are you?

Wei Wuxian: *voice cracking* I'm fine.

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Wei Wuxian, ariving on the Jingshi: Hello, people who don't live here.

Lan Sizhui: Hi, baba!

Lan Jingyi and Ouyang Zizhen: Hello, senior Wei!

Jin Ling, mumbling: Hi, da-jiu.

Wei Wuxian: I gave you the key for emergencies.

Ouyang Zizhen: Well, we wanted cuddles. That's an emergecy.

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Lan Jingyi: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your lifetime.

Lan Xichen: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Nie Huaisang: My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Lan Wangji: Oh, my will to live. I haven't seen this in 13 years.

Jiang Cheng: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Wei Wuxian: Mental stability, my old friend!

Lan Jingyi: Seniors, could you lighten up a little?

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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*During the Bloodbath of Nightless City*

Yao disciple who shot an arrow on Wei Wuxian: Hm... Did I went too far?

Some other cultivator: Dude, we went too far as soon as we stepped a foot here. Now we're surelly going to die.

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Wei Wuxian: What if "it's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are both about the same event but from a different perspective?

Wen Qing: I'm literally begging you to stop.

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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*During the Cloud Recesses' lectures, playing Twister*

Nie Huaisang: Wangji-xiong, right hand on red.

Lan Wangji: *ends up on top of Wei Wuxian, right between his legs*

Wei Wuxian: ...

Wei Wuxian: Nie-xiong, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Nie Huaisang, already getting out of the room: I stopped spinning like... 15 turns ago or sum. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice sooner. Anyway, have fun!

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Lan Wangji, after receiving the 33 lashes: Xiongzhang, if I die, donate my whole body to science.

Lan Wangji:...

Lan Wangji: Except for my middle finger. Give it to Jiang Wanyin.

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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*MDZS if they had phones and text each other* Part 1

Lan Qiren: Wangji, the sect meeting is about to start and you are not here yet. Where are you?

Lan Wangji: Coming hoe.

Lan Qiren: WHAT?

Lan Wanji: *Home

Lan Xichen: Wangji, why did you suddenly go pale? Are you alright?

Lan Wangji, putting away the phone: I just saw life flash right before my eyes.

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Lan Jingyi: I told Jin Ling his ears turn red when he lies. Now I can always know if he is lying.

Lan Sizhui: Wait, how?

Lan Jingyi: Go ahead, ask him something you know he will lie about.

Ouyang Zizhen: Jin-xiong, do you love us?

Jin Ling, covering his ears: No, y'all are annoying.

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Wei Wuxian: So... exactly how long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Jiang Yanli: Let's not hurry him, a-Xian. Positive reinforcement is the right way of dealing with hard situations. You got it, a-Cheng! You're doing great!

Jiang Cheng: *pushing a door which has a sign that clearly says "pull"*

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Lan Xichen: Ok, codenames.

Lan Xichen: I'm Eagle One.

Lan Xichen: Wei Wuxian is "Been there, done that".

Lan Xichen: Nie Huaisang is "Currently doing that".

Lan Xichen: Jiang Wanyin is "It happened once in a dream".

Lan Xichen: Wangji is... Eagle Two.

Lan Wangji: Oh, thank Heavens.

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Lan Qiren: I'm not mad, Wangji. I just want to know why do you have a fake ID and why you felt the need to get one.

Lan Wangji: *mumbles*

Lan Qiren: Rule 147, Wangji: speak clearly when talking.

Lan Wangji: ... You have to be over 18 to hold the bunnies at that petshop at Caiyi Town.

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Wei Wuxian: Fuck!

Lan Wangji: Watch your language.

Nie Huaisang: Shit!

Lan Wangji: Watch your language.

Jiang Wanyin: Who the fuck you thing you're calling an ass, you son of a bitch?

Lan Wangji: Watch your language.

Jin Ling: For fucks sake, did you see that? Now, that's one crazy motherfucker, if I ever saw one.

Lan Wangji: Watch your language.

Lan Jingyi: What the frick frack tickty tic tac snick snack, dude?

Lan Wangji:...

Lan Wangji: What the fuck does that even mean?

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Wei Wuxian: You're not a soldier, Qing-jie, you're a doctor. Lemme deal with it, ok?

Wen Qing: I'm a cultivator doctor, which means I can break all of their bones while naming them.

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Lan Xichen: Why are you naked?

Lan Wangji: I don't have cloths.

Lan Xichen, opening the closet: Didi, you have t-shits, pants, winter cloaks, outer-robes, hi young master wei, underwears, hanfus...

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