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Miss Emily Falcon
Lovely place for all Alma lovers and jokes about Jacob, sorry, we have to make fun of someone
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SHE COMPLETED MY OUTFIT! BEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!! MY FRIEND MUST REANIMATE ME
I talked to my mom about my new English teacher and she said I must love her. It made me laugh because she didn't know how much truth was in her words
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Jacob: I'm an idiot.
Enoch and Y/N:
Jacob:
Y/N: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Y/N: Guys, I got some news.
Millard: Miss Peregrine gave us the day off?
Y/N: I said news, not a miracle.
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Miss Peregrine: Everyone stay away from Claire, she is really sick.
Y/N: Everyone stay away from me too.
Claire: You're sick too?
Y/N: No...
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Jacob: Can you not be sarcastic for once in your life?!
Enoch: When have l ever been sarcastic before?
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Emma: We cannot fight all these hollows.
Y/N: Who said something about fighting?
Jacob: All your plans includes fighting!
Y/N: Not this one.
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Millard: Hey Y/N, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Y/N: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Millard: Okay fine, but before that, wash the dishes, also with soap this time?
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Jacob: Uhm I have a problem, but I don't want criticism or judgment.
Y/N: And you came to me?
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Miss Peregrine: How does this blazer look on me?
Y/N: Fantastic! I wish I could pull that off...
Enoch: Go ahead.
Miss Peregrine: Excuse me?
Y/N: What?
Enoch: What?
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Y/N: Miss?
Miss Peregrine: Yes?
Y/N: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine when it's on?
Miss Peregrine:
Miss Peregrine: *looking around wildly* WHERE'S CLAIRE-
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Jacob: Okay, help me please!
Y/N: Got two words for you.
Enoch, under his breath: I bet they won't be helpful.
Y/N: Your problem.
Enoch: I was right.
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Alma: *inspecting her dress*
Alma: Do you think that's unsuitable for the occasion?
Y/N: Children? Yes. But we can't leave them here. After all, they were invited too.
Y/N: Your dress is ravishing, by the way.
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𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓐𝓵𝓶𝓪 𝓛𝓮𝓕𝓪𝔂 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓷 𝓣𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓵𝓻
𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽
The second part of a collection of stories about a woman we are all madly in love with (because there was an error in the previous one and I can't edit it).
Somebody To You part 2 // author: @evil-feather // part 1 // words: 2485 // warning(s): none
What if the love interest asks Miss P if she loves/has loved someone and Miss P vaguely describes them, but the love interest just doesn’t get it?
I don't do goodbyes, but rather see you soons, ma belle Faucon // author: @winters-witch-bitch // words: 1600+
Basically you're Jakes best friend and also peculiar and it's based around the scene where Barron comes and kidnaps Alma.
Day after the battle // author: @paulawand // words: 1700 // warning(s): light spoiler about Miss Peregrine series, talking about scars
Request: Can you have a cute moment in the bathroom with miss peregrine x fem!reader?
Don't you dare // author: @merci-bitch // warning(s): slight NSFW
Movie Night // author: @peregrine21 // words: 1365 // warning(s): light angst that may be triggering to some LGBT readers who had poor coming out experiences
After your parents kicked you out of the house, Ms. Zimmerman took you in. You were not completely moved in yet so there were still boxes all over your room. Your girlfriend, Alma Peregrine, came for a visit and was going to spend the night, but the two of you were being subtly cuddly and romantic thinking that Ms. Zimmerman was unaware of your relationship. As it got later you went to ask Ms. Zimmerman where Alma would be for the night and she asked why she wouldn’t be in your room with you. It caused a light trauma response to which Ms. Zimmerman comforted you, telling you that she knew the two of you were together and that there was no need to try and hide it. You later watch a movie together and are cuddled up to Alma as Ms. Zimmerman offers cookies and support. :)
My Impossible Oiseau // author: @swaqcenix // words: 2,6k // warning(s): minor death, panic attacks
Ophelia Kestrel is an ymbryne with a unique secret. Running from her loop, Alma tries to keep her safe— not knowing the full truth. Now, the police come knocking and Ophelia finds herself “married”, all she had to do was pretend.. and not fall in love with Alma Peregrine..
Early Bird // author: @another-fantasy-world // words: 3,741 // warning(s): mentions of being an outcast, ...making out...probably
In which a peculiar married couple bask in domestic bliss with their very peculiar children.
The Letter // author: @teddybear-named-george
So this is Christmas // author: @swaqcenix // words: 2,9k // warning(s): Character death, Pain, Hurt/No Comfort
Song-fic based on, “So this is Christmas,” the loop breaks and you have Immortality as your peculiarity. You have to watch your lover and your children die. You knew it was coming, but you didn’t know it would happen so soon..
The Letter Part 2 // author: @teddybear-named-george
Pretty Bird // author: @almaperegerinesimp //warning(s): Solo smut on Alma's part making out and cuddling read at your own risk
Alma and you end up kissing and cuddling in the palour until Alma takes it too the bedroom but with a slight twist...
Of cups and nightmares // author: @teddybear-named-george
My Impossible Oiseau Chapter 2 // author: @swaqcenix // words: 5k // warning(s): Nightmares, torture & little bit of blood.
Selfish // author: @teddybear-named-george // warning(s): character death (reader), violence
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Emma: Its nice to be wanted, y'know?
Y/N: Not by the hollows!
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Emma: The note left by the Miss Peregrine says "Do Not Touch".
Y/N, pushing the note over: Not anymore.
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Jacob, after visiting Miss Peregrine house: So, that' your family?
Emma: Wasn't my choice.
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