wait so you're telling me the twos that kept popping up as easter eggs that we thought was a double album, or double announcement or release might just have been 1 and 1 = 11 (Taylor's 11th studio album = TTPD) instead of 1+1 = 2 like we thought?

random 3AM thought: what if in the album title, department does not mean a division or group or such, but like departing as in seperation wherein the tortured poets are taylor and joe, seeing as she's said before they both love sad songs etc? which gives a different meaning to tortured poets department

im just sorry for poor joe who has to look at people losing their goddamn minds over taylor and travis everytime he opens the internet

idk what it is about dating a star athlete or just travis in general (if that's what this is) it feels so personal

i swear taylor swift and travis kelce dating is like a fanfiction brought to life

i think ✨ bejeweled ✨ might be about taylor's old record label and here's why:

the parellels between "you wear the same jewels that i gave you as you bury me" and "...walking all over my peace of mind in the shoes i gave you as a present"

also in her music video, her albums were literally represented by jewels so

the concept that she gave this person something that was used to hurt her

"i can reclaim the land"

that lyric i think is clearly referencing her re-recordings

also the fact that if she said she's bejeweled in that context after releasing midnights like yeah she's still got it, she can still make music without that record and she can still top the charts and all that

that'd be so cool

there's probably other stuff I'm missing so feel free to add and reblog ✨

the devices/prices/vices/crisis run is so, so satisfying

I want Taylor Swift to release 1989 TV by creating a new tumblr page as a fake new Taylor Swift fan. She follows a bunch of people and makes self deprecating jokes and asks dumb questions like what’s the A in Taylor A Swift? And why do people joke about Starbucks lovers? Her profile picture is the photo of Becky. After a while she makes all these weird predictions about 1989 TV and over months they come true. And then people start catching on. And someone comments on her post and says it’s Taylor. And she responds no it’s Becky but 1989 TV is being released Nov 3 2023. And then the real Taylor Swift tumblr likes that post.

I’ve been memeing like a criminal ever since

listening to midnight rain for the first time was such a hilarious experience cause i went from 'what in the name of closure's intro is this' to 'ohmygod blondie is trying to kill me with her genius this is a murder attempt' in two seconds flat

Is it just me or does having a positive interaction with a stranger scratch a very particular itch? I think it's the reassurance that the world is not split solely into people who already love you and people who never will.

sometimes i think about how after her first record came out taylor swift would open for big country musicians and stay till the middle of the night in the venues to say hi and give autographs to anyone who wanted to meet her. sometimes i think about taylor swift on her first headlining tour looking out for kids in her merch, literally stopping her car to greet them. sometimes i think about how a kid met her at a grocery store but had no camera so taylor took a picture of them herself and then mailed it to her. sometimes i think about how she never held a paid meet and greet in her entire career. sometimes i think about how in the macy's meet and greet when wonderstruck came out a little kid got too nervous to go up to her in the little stage that was set up for taking pictures so taylor came down to say hi. sometimes i think about taylor swift being understandably uncomfortable about people waiting outside her home to meet her but being kind and taking pictures when there's small children because they're not responsible for their parents' invasion of privacy. sometimes i think about taylor swift telling “shut up” and standing up to her security team to say hello to fans

i don't wanna gatekeep but it's like how do i explain to people reputation is not an album it's a religion and we're all devotees

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

guyss it just occured to me when taylor drags the S in 'everybody agrees' in anti-hero, it sounds like a snake hiss which could be like a call-back to the reputation era when so many people did agree that she's the problem

i think ✨ bejeweled ✨ might be about taylor's old record label and here's why:

the parellels between "you wear the same jewels that i gave you as you bury me" and "...walking all over my peace of mind in the shoes i gave you as a present"

also in her music video, her albums were literally represented by jewels so

the concept that she gave this person something that was used to hurt her

"i can reclaim the land"

that lyric i think is clearly referencing her re-recordings

also the fact that if she said she's bejeweled in that context after releasing midnights like yeah she's still got it, she can still make music without that record and she can still top the charts and all that

that'd be so cool

there's probably other stuff I'm missing so feel free to add and reblog ✨

What people who hate vigilante shit fail to consider is picture me thick as thieves with your ex wife and she looks so pretty driving in your benz