miss-morrigan
Call me Mori/Enzo
20 y/o menace. Mom said its my turn with the braincell.
pfp is Ryomen Sukuna (JJK)
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Dont forget about giga angry/smug boy Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen ❤
Going from sad boy prince Noctis lucis caelum to angry boy Eve and then to Sad Angry boy Bro!Nier and
You are not Amune to Ray Chase and his screaming and yes you do have a crush on his voice and all characters he voices
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Jujutsu Kaisen Incorrect Quotes! (Part 1?)
All of these are Yuuji and Sukuna to start, ill add more characters in the future if you guys like these enough ❤
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Yuuji, throwing a pokeball at Sukuna: Sukuna, I choose you!
Sukuna, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Yuuji: Can you pass the salt?
Sukuna: Can you pass away?
Yuuji: Too much salt.
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Sukuna: Come on, Yuuji! How any times do I have to apologize?
Yuuji: Once!
Sukuna: ...No.
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Yuuji: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Sukuna: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Yuuji: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Sukuna: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Yuuji:
Sukuna: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
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Yuuji: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Sukuna: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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Yuuji: Punch me in the face.
Sukuna: ...Punch you?
Yuuji: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Sukuna: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Yuuji: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife punk ass and spit in my face?
Yuuji: Oh my god, you have Sukuna.
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Yuuji: Sukuna, you need to react when people cry!
Sukuna: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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Yuuji: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Sukuna!
Sukuna: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.
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Sukuna, appearing on Yuuji's hand: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Sukuna: What goes up but never comes down?
Yuuji: The amount of stress you're bringing me.
#sukuna ryomen#ryomen sukuna#yuji itadori#itadori yūji#sukuna#jujutsu kaisen yuuji#jujutsu kaisen#incorrect quotes#actually correct quotes#Sukuna is his own warning#jjk incorrect quotes#jjk#jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes
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I hope i havent blocked anyone who was real. PLEASE add a description to your blog at the very least!
The bots have apparently realized they were too obvious and now don't add a description or title to their blogs at all so reminder to any new users to have Something there or you'll end up blocked and reported by mistake
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Im so glad its not only me. Its so annoying!
is anyone else getting more bots/people with no posts and distinctly bot-like pfp and backgrounds following them? because I have had 3 in less than 24 hours and it’s weird
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if you’re on trial for a nondescript crime and the character in your pfp is your lawyer, is your ass going to jail?
#im screwed#chipp zanuff#answer guilty gear#chipp guilty gear#chipp's so simple minded#i love him#but im 50 shades of screwed if he's my lawyer#answer would probably have to do all the work
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Anji Mito's titties reblog if you agree
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Chipp appreciation post. Such a precious president. Protect the bb
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I could use some good luck right now...
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I REALLY want the next Strive character to be Sin, Answer, or Asuka. Please. I need this.
#answer guilty gear#answer#sin kiske#asuka r kreutz#guilty gear#guilty gear strive#new dlc#all i can do is hope#dont let your dreams be memes#arcsys pls
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I have a new obsession, so imma make it everyones problem
HAPPY CHAOS Incorrect Quotes!
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Happy Chaos: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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Happy Chaos: I'm not creepy.
Happy Chaos: I'm petty.
Happy Chaos: There's a difference, ya' know.
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Happy Chaos: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.
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Happy Chaos: *When asked about his glasses* I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
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Happy Chaos: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
*I-NO and Nago sigh in the distance*
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Happy Chaos: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
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Happy Chaos: I'm allergic to death.
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Happy Chaos: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
*Sol, Chipp, Anji, and Jack-O sigh in the distance*
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Happy Chaos: All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad: How so?
Happy Chaos: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
#happy chaos guilty gear#guilty gear#anji#anji mito#chipp#chipp zanuff#i no#i no guilty gear#I-NO#sol badguy#jack o valentine#jack-o#nagoriyuki#incorrect quotes#these make me happy for no reason
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This just came to me, but i think its a valid theory:
I know some people who watched jojo dub complained about the accents, but hear me out; it actually makes sense.
Remember how when Santana learned English in a couple minutes simply from hearing Stroheim speak? Well. I think the reason the other pillar men have accents is because of the fact they listened to Joseph speak, and since he's British, they all kinda developed that accent as well simply from learning the language through Joseph talking. This would entirely make sense since the only people they encountered upon awakening that actually spoke to them were Joseph and Caesar.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
#jjba#esidisi#santana jjba#santana jojo#jjba part 2#jjba wamuu#joseph jjba#caesar jjba#caesar jojo#joseph joestar#joseph jojo#kars jjba#pillarman#pillar men#pillarmen#jjba esidisi#kars jojo#im on some real shit rn#jojo part 2#jojos bizzare adventure battle tendency#jjba battle tendency#battle tendency
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More Pillar Men Quotes (feat. ME)!
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Kars, Entering Esidisi's room: Andii did it again.
Esidisi: Peace disturbance?
Kars: What no-
Esidisi: Arson..?
Kars: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Esidisi: uh....Attempted murder?
Kars: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
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Esidisi, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Wamuu: Gray.
Kars: Grey.
Esidisi, turning to Andii: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Andii: Dark white.
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Wamuu: Your smile? It makes my day.
Esidisi: Your happiness? I live for that.
Kars: A room? Get one.
Andii: Hotel? Trivago.
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Wamuu: Well, has Esidisi been wrong before?
Andii: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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Andii: And now for a gay update with Kars and Esidisi.
Esidisi: Getting gayer.
Andii: Thank you, Esidisi.
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Andii: I really like Eminem.
Santana: I prefer skittles.
Wamuu: They are talking about the rapper.
Santana: Why would they eat the wrapper?
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Andii: Hey, Esidisi you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Esidisi: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Andii: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Kars: That is the worst response to that question.
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Santana: Are you a painting?
Andii: What-?
Santana: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Wamuu: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
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Andii: I dare you-
Kars: Esidisi is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Andii: Why not?
Esidisi: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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Andii: Why does Kars always do the laundry so loudly?
Esidisi: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Kars, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Andii: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Kars, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Esidisi, deadpanning at Kars: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Andii: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Kars is walking in this room.
Esidisi: *wheeze*
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Wamuu: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Andii: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Santana: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Andii: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
#jjba#jojo part 2#jjba part 2#pillarmen#wamuu#esidisi#kars jojo#santana jojo#santana jjba#jjba esidisi#jjba wamuu#wamuu wednesday but it isnt wednesday#self insert#self indulgent#im a simp and not sorry for it 😌
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i don’t have a “mind palace” or whatever… it’s a male strip club in here
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THIS. I see people who treat me like this all the time and it honestly makes no sense. Like, yes i enjoy serial killer documentaries and ancient torture methods are interesting to me. Excuse me for having a personality underneath my choice of attire. In my case, im a witch and men automatically think im going to like magically chop their dick off or something. Thats not how it works, dude.
My pet peeve is guys who drool over alternative (goth, emo, witchy, nerdy) girls but then call them “crazy” if they have like any emotions or interests or hobbies outside of like idk being a girl +1 freebie charming “quirky” thing that makes them more attractive to men
#reblog#scene#scene queen#emo girl#emo aesthetic#colored hair#black clothes#fragile masculinity#men#crazy#girls#not property#emo queen#emo scene#green hair#hair color#ripped jeans#leather and lace
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Please reblog this! It can happen to anyone
This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
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Im in this and i dont like it. Lmao
fixating on games is like “oh boy! i haven’t played this in months!” and then you end up playing 60+ hours and never touch it again until the cycle starts up again
#reblog#video games#gamersunite#gamergirl#gamergeek#dead by daylight#its always dead by daylight for me.#always.#the cycle continues
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Shamisen & Koto. If youve never heard those instruments, treat yourself
Fuck zodiac sign what’s the main instrument playing in your instrumental villain theme song???
Mines violin
#shamisen#samisen#koto#japanese#maybe a pipe flute in there too#i love dramatic music#reblog#instruments#dark villain theme#create your own villain theme#villain's refuge
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