JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac
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We should build tiny possum sized trains in the woods for the possums to get between that clearing and that little pond easier
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we need 2 different block buttons one thats like No hard feelings just not vibing with ur blog for whatever reason and the other thats like I blocked you because i hate you specifically with my whole heart and soul
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The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.
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“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,
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he took a bath 3 times
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I hate modern science fiction shows, all filmed in flatly lit green screen. I miss when science fiction shows weren’t cowards and just told the audience that every inhabited planet in the galaxy looked like British Columbia.
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If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
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can zelda get him pregnant already damn
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Gun that fires gnomes
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