absolutely fucking wild to me that there's a category of organisms whose common trait is that in the development the anus forms first
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favorite part of German phonetics is definitely R being pronounced like a vowel sometimes
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I'm not joking, we eat this every Maundy Thursday.
My mum works as a cook in a fancy restaurant btw.
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gonna start being really annoying to everyone who complains about "literally" being used like "figuratively" but then also uses "really" to mean "to a high degree" instead of "in reality" and "awesome" to mean "excellent, remarkable" instead of "awe inspiring" and so on.
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my mum calls fried rice poor people food but 5 boiled potatos is normal and good
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me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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