Send me spirals and audiofiles, in a good space rn hehe~

Could be cute to hypnotize me~

Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

Hot demon women. You agree, reblog

How am I supposed to thrive in a society where a sickeningly beautiful vampire doesn't fall in love with me and doesn't make me a part of their eternal night?

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

YUDHO

Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

everybody told me over n over again how smart i was as a child so naturally now i abuse mind altering substances n have a dumbification kink

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

"Shusss shusss its ok no need to fight" they say as they gently turn my head back to the spiral

Disclaimer

WARNING

The following story may have some sort of impact on you. As you take in the words of this tale, you might begin to experience some form of dizziness. Maybe start to feel a little light-headed. You might begin to find yourself sinking into your chair, feeling too docile and dreamy to try to reassert your posture.

It might be that the words within this story will maybe make you begin to feel a little tired. It might be alarming at first, but I assure you, it'll all make sense by the end of the story. You might be confused about why your eyelids are starting to feel a little heavy, as you struggle to focus on anything other than my words. This disclaimer exists to let you know to just let that confusion pass - besides, you don't want to think about why that's happening, do you? Thinking is so hard, especially when the words will make you so very sleepy.

The story will begin shortly, but again, I warn you - it might have the effect of making your mind feel empty, impossible to resist as sleepiness slips itself around you like a cocoon, dropping your irresistibly heavy eyelids deep deep down.

Are you ready for the story to beg- oh.

You're deeply, soundly, obediently asleep. No matter. I'll tell you later...

employees should be allowed to steal, actually

guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living