every month i think about GF worldbuilding. every week i think about GF worldbuilding. every day i think about GF worldbuilding. every hour i think about GF worldbuilding. every minute i think about GF worldbuilding every second i
I hate this i hate this i hate this so much
the timeline shown by exploring just a few character pages of the strawberry shortcake wiki is a good reference point for the way capitalism destroys art
i think i've unintentionally gotten better at ms paint ever since i started making tweetsongs' tyranny so have a sinedd doodle since it seems i'm fucking allergic to making full fledged canon GF content
also his hair is impossible to draw. what is it with Galactik football characters and having impossible to draw hair???
Remember when i made canon content? Yeah, me neither
Warning for stalking mention and cigarettes
Dahlia Mystery Day (his actual name is Dahlia Day but he decided to add on to it cuz hes edgy). He's one of Sugarcanes' older brothers(the middle one). He's freshly out of prison and already committing things that warrant restraining orders.
If you're wondering what "short hair(criminal)" means (it sounds so funny out of context too), on the Predaflorra races' planet, there are socially acceptable hair lengths(this applies both to men and women). Only criminals have short hair, it gets cut when they're sentenced guilty. When someone escapes prison or is fresh out of it, you can tell (another form of punishment from the prison system- societal judgement ! Now not only are you discriminated against in jobs, but also everyone can see you were a criminal!). The shortest acceptable length of hair is about what Primrose has. Anyway Dahlia got sent to prison for stalking his ex. I guess creepiness runs in the family since Sugarcane ended up becoming a borderline stalker as well(i never mentioned this but he takes his job as a "paparazzi" too far very often. He LIKES taking unaware/embarrassing photos and finding info on people he doesn't like. He thinks it's righteous. It's creepy. He's creepy).
After he gets out of prison he decides to stalk Oleander (the team captain) instead. Sugarcane helps him out for some favors cuz he doesn't really like her at all. She finds out and it's the main reason she can't stand their entire family. Dahlia goes missing after a while. Wonder why
Also an important note: unlike most people, he does NOT care about family in the slightest. Like, at all. Imagine that scene from Addams Family Values where Debbie walks in yelling "INLAWS" with a shotgun in hand. That's him. He's Debbie. Brambles and Shyflower are the inlaws. This has most definitely happened before, just not on his criminal record.
COACH COACH COACH !!! THE DILF!! THE HORRIBLE FATHER!! HERE HE IS. also i am so mad his muscles don't show under the hoodie. However i don't have the nerves to rework it so i will live with my shame.
Former soldier in the flux wars pre-current Galactik Football. May or may not have helped in executing the former ruler of his planet. Chronic cigarette addict. Probably dying. Extremely strict. Maybe even worse than Artegor in some aspects. The type of teacher to say "oh, you don't get it? Well then EVERYONE is going to have to wait til you figure it out :) ". Being one of his players is extremely mentally taxing cause of all the BULLSHIT they gotta deal with from him on a daily basis
Is definitely may or may not be the absent father of one of the players on the team. In his defense, it wasn't really his choice. Brambles' and Shyflowers' mom is a crazy ass bitch. Blackberry knows Brambles is his son but doesn't know if the other one knows and it drives him insane. And vice versa. Because of plausible deniability neither of them wants to say anything so it just goes on like this til they eventually get forced to acknowledge it.
(sidenote since i always forget to explain everything. He's only Brambles' dad. Not Shys'. Shyflowers' dad is his moms' current pussy ass husband who she's only with for the money and rep since he's important(he's actually the reason Sugarcanes' side of the family is related to them). She had 3 seperate husbands since it's socially acceptable to switch em out a lot lol. It's suprising that she even decided to be loyal to one at a time)
are fandomstar and adventurestalk dating
I love how this is the first ask I've ever received. Probably only one too.
But no, they aren't. Fandomstar is supposed to be the catification of the concept of fandoms and adventureStalk is supposed to be the catification of the Homestuck fandom. At first (cuz yes i was thinking of lore for this shit beforehand. It will probably never get used cuz the tumblrclan meme is already dying) i wanted to make Fandomstar all the fandoms' dad but then i realized that would be weird so he isn't anymore. Since I'm going off of Fandomstuck logic, Homestuck and Hetalia were dating. So now in current TT lore, Fandomstar isn't related to anyone, he's just a weird rando who decided to make a clan filled with even more weirdos. He wasn't originally the leader but took the role after multiple incompetent ones. You can ship them if you want though. adventureStalk has been really lonely ever since Earthpelt (hetalia) mysteriously died.
i think more people should draw equius as a Chonky Boy. (Forgive me for the use of that cursed word but then again, rent). I mean like an absolute unit.
The main 2 equius designs i see are either 1. Skinny or 2. Bodybuilder . And that's fine! They're all cool designs!! I love them all!! It's just that
1. I don't really get the skinny equius designs tbh? Since he's supposed to be STRONG and all. Then again it would be fucking hilarious if equius actually had his inhuman freak strength but looked like a twig
2. The bodybuilder looking designs make more sense to me but from what I understand those types of muscles are mainly for aesthetic purposes,not actual strength. Plus he's 13 years old which i know means absolutely nothing in the HS universe but still.
Now my Big Boy Equius propaganda:
Equius' sign is Sagittarius which is a centaur. Half horse. Horses are HUGE!! plus some horse breeds can get big and chunky as hell. You know the ones I'm talking about. Idk why this doesn't get utalized more for those zodiac-inspired troll designs
Look up pictures of strongmen. They're HUGE . That's what I'm talking about!
I think it would make him stand out more since generally most of the trolls are usually drawn skinny
Also, on the opposite end of the spectrum, i think we should have more strong Tavros designs. Like with arm strength that physically shows(not do much leg strength). Cuz like. All signs point to Tavros being buff. 1- Ever since Vriska made him fall off that cliff, he had to use a manually propelling hospital wheelchair. He beat his session like that. Do you know how difficult that would be?? 2- he wields a giant fucking lance with no issue. Whilst, AGAIN, having to ALSO drag the manual hospital wheelchair!! This boy is buff!!
EDIT: I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT HIS HORNS!! Tavros has the biggest horns out of all the trolls, do you know how heavy that must be? the boy must have incredible neck strength to be able to carry that weight. ALSO isnt there a literal panel where someone's standing on Tavros' horns and he just?? lets them like it's no big deal?? This guy has unmatched upper body strength. There is no other explanation for this
Ok so while i was editing on my watermark to my tweetsong posts, i edited it on my phone. And i somehow managed to position it in such a way that when my top right icons moved around (they do that a lot) it looked like a natural part of the artwork and that Tweetsong was moving his eyes to look straight into my soul. I had a mini heart attack before i realized it was just the alarm icon moving. But it kept happening and i was genuinely creeped out. Never forgetting to put a watermark on my posts ever again
I've gone completely insane at this point about my ocs. I'm not even making sheets of the main characters, but the coach and a family member character that DOES NOT MATTER for the main plot. i am in hell this is my punishment for not making canon content in so long
i need to make more canon content so i, no joke, tried to draw sinedd today but gave up cuz i couldn't and instantaneously started drawing one of my own characters instead. I think i have a problem