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microwave-thoughts · 8 months
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Dude I somehow forgot I have tumblr I got a notification from it and I was like how??? I don't even have an account
In conclusion is my brain ok how the fuck did I forget
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i need to smoke a joint with him so so bad
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
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collage of female characters that people have used to “prove” that there are too many masc women in media
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i love when girls kill everyone who ever wronged them. more girls should do this
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Schiaparelli Spring 2023 Couture
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in retrospect it is really funny how into the spiderverse was a good and popular movie and the mcu immediately SHIT themselves and threw multiverses into all of their shit as if that was what made the movie popular instead of like. being a good movie
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this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak
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Also put in the tags your ethnicity
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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
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dog rotation
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Christ alive
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