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why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player
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A fat ass white boy with cakes for days ran right in front of my car and I couldn't stop in time
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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil
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they should make hanging out forever
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you can't even crucify people anymore. because of Woke
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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picked a bunch of mandrakes the other day
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to make those fuzzy rave girl legwarmer things they have to hunt wild sparkledog OCs for their neon pelts. it's gruesome. they bait them with poisoned energy drinks and club them to death.
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