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metalchick19-blog · 4 years
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How about, the bowers gang, fucking around(like they are making jokes about something) with an so and they accidently make the so cry. Poly or not up to up to you( btw i love this blog, keep up the good work 😍)
Lol... sounds good to me. And thank you ^_^
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metalchick19-blog · 4 years
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Who out of the gang wouldve attended the area 51 raid and who wouldve scored an alien gf/bf
Belch would’ve gone to the raid out of genuine conspiracy theorist belief (government intrigue = yes), Patrick would’ve gone just to party and commit rampant acts of fuckery, and I can see Victor going just in case something of value were to get discovered; all of them would have the definite possibility of coming home with an alien girlfriend (they’re all lovely in their own ways, as we know), but if Patrick got one, I can guarantee she didn’t come willingly.
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metalchick19-blog · 4 years
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How the boys would react in a Haunted House (with an s/o or just in general, dealers choice)
No problem
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metalchick19-blog · 4 years
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Bowers gang(poly or not dealers choice) with an so that has a social/learning disorder but honestly doesnt give a fuck if the boys make fun of them but also has a hard time understanding the boys sarcasm?
Huge yes. Great idea 
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metalchick19-blog · 4 years
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I didn't even know that there were originally seven members within the Bowers Gang until I read the book's wiki page, it kinda bums me out now that I know three of them were left out for the movie!
I agree, but, at the same time, I feel like they kept the most important members - even in the original story, Belch, Victor, Henry, and Patrick were kind of the “core” of The Bowers Gang, whereas the rest of the guys were basically just extra muscle without a lot of substance. I’m cool with the tight-knit 4-man group 
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metalchick19-blog · 4 years
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Ya think Pat would kill me if I bleached his hair in his sleep
I don’t think you’d even hear him say a word about it, to be honest - he’d just sneak something into your shampoo, and your hair would fall out in clumps the next time you washed it. 
Dye may go back to normal, but chemically-induced baldness is forever; think your shit through before messing with Hockstetter, kids.
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metalchick19-blog · 4 years
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The Bowers Gang: How the Guys Eat
Belch
Truly has a passion for good food, and likes to make eating an “experience”
Arranges every food item on the table/on his plate in the order he plans to eat them before getting started (and usually moves from hot to cold)
Savors the first bite of each new food like it’s the first time he’s ever tasted 
Eyes close, involuntary smile, deep sigh of satisfaction, everything - quality grub is basically orgasmic for Huggins
Fields insults from the guys literally 24/7 every time he eats something in front of them (because what better opportunity to make fun of the overweight guy than when he’s snacking on something), but is able to block it all out with absolutely no effort 
Just relishes the tastes, aromas, and general pleasantness of sustenance without worry
Usually the last one to finish because appreciation 
Has a freakishly good palate 
Can identify literally every ingredient in any meal he eats - from common components to the world’s most obscure spices 
Somehow knew that something had “galangal” in it after the first bite, and commented on how cool it was for a restaurant to use something so uncommon 
… None of the guys knew what galangal was 
Home ec, people; take it 
Henry
Eats extremely fast - almost as if he’s expecting his meal to be taken away from him
Takes inordinately big bites (finishes most things within 5 or 6 of them)
Not very good with a knife and fork
Uses them a bit awkwardly, so tends to order things he can eat with his hands (hot dogs, pizza, ribs etc.)
The food is his one and only focus the entire time he’s eating
Eye contact?
Group conversation?
Fuck right off, I’m in the middle of a bacon burger 
Has no concept of how to use a napkin, and never would even if he did
Both adorable (because constant chipmunk cheeks) and absolutely heartbreaking to watch
He’s fine, though; just let Bowers do his thing
Patrick
Often talks/open-mouthed laughs while he eats
Bits of food fly out of his mouth at random intervals (yes, he notices - he just doesn’t care about your feelings)
Can be overly slobbery at times (*cough* all the time *cough*)
100% one of those people who continues to suck on their straw even after their drink is empty
…Not because he wants those last few drops of soda 
Just because he knows the noise drives Henry up the wall 
Plays with his food a lot, and usually ends up making at least one sexual innuendo via “cuisine art”
He put real effort into it; enjoy 
In general, a very hard person to maintain your appetite around 
… But literally doesn’t care if you take something off of his plate, because he barely cares about the food in this situation anyway, so there’s that
Just wants to fuck with/disgust/annoy everyone at the table at least once
Victor
That rare breed of human who has a “take it or leave it” attitude towards food
Doesn’t particularly enjoy eating, but isn’t bothered by it either - just looks at it as something that needs to happen 
Sometimes skips meals/forgets to eat, because food isn’t a topic of interest for him, and bodily nutrition can screw itself 
… Hence his bird-like arms and general slimness 
When he does eat, just tends to pick at his food as he talks 
Usually leaves a little less than half of his meal on the plate, and takes it home with him for later (because wastefulness is another word for assholery)
… But literally always ends up letting it sit in the fridge until it goes bad, or until someone else eats it 
So basically does starvation in style 
But will eat gargantuan amounts of chocolate at any given time for some reason 
Criss is always ready for chocolate (aka: instant energy); hit him up with those Hershey bars, friends  
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metalchick19-blog · 4 years
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Random Bowers Gang thought: Patrick would die laughing at anti-jokes. 
Tell me I’m wrong.
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metalchick19-blog · 5 years
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PSA: Ship Requests Closed
Hey guys. Just wanted to let everyone know that ship requests will be closed until further notice, as I need to catch up with the ones already in my inbox. Ship requests will be re-opened as soon as possible, and all previously requested ships are in the works; apologies to those of you who have been waiting a long time (it’ll be worth it!). Headcanon requests remain open. Thanks so much for your patience.
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metalchick19-blog · 5 years
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what do you think the boys' favourite pet-names are - to use on an S/O, and to be called in return?
Belch: 
 (To use on an s/o) Baby, honey, sexy (southern gentleman pet names) 
(To be called in return) Stud-muffin, tiger, cutie-pie (anything slightly ridiculous)
 Henry: 
 (To use on an s/o) None - way too “hard” to use pet names
 (To be called in return) Baby, sweetie (sweetie only in private) 
 Patrick: 
 (To use on an s/o) Sweetie, princess, doll 
 (To be called in return) Daddy, sir, master (master only when he’s in a bad mood) 
 Victor: 
(To use on an s/o) Babe, love, baby girl (baby girl primarily used during sex) 
(To be called in return) Baby, handsome (handsome always makes him smile involuntarily)
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metalchick19-blog · 5 years
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The Bowers Gang: Ship #12 - Patrick Hockstetter
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Request: Heyy hows your day been I hope it’s been great🖤Can I ask for a ship? Im 5”6 I’m shy around new people i like reading I like chilling and just watching movies Like horror movies I’m a nice person I have social anxiety so it’s harder for me to interact with people at social events. I’m pretty quite unless I really know the person if it was my bestfriend I wouldn’t shut up I like wearing chains,rings bracelets and black shirts and just some jeans. Thank you so much your the sweetest💕
We all know why Patrick came for you 
Legit smelled your social anxiety from a mile away (all 5,280 feet of it), and followed the scent like a bloodhound from day one
Day one being your literal first day in 4th-period English together 
Watched you stutter and sweat your way through some introductory name-games, and that was it 
Hockstetter was locked and loaded
Wasn’t seated next to you the first day, but somehow sat next to you every day after that from then on
Where’s the kid who sat next to you originally?
No one knows 
Primarily just stared at the side of your face and grinned like a mental patient for the first few days of knowing you (’cause he knew you could feel those piercing green eyes), but eventually started making off-handed comments about the class material to make you laugh
Which was totally just a ploy to get you comfortable (and you straight-up fell for it), but still
It worked like a charm, and Hockstetter went from being your freaky friend in the classroom to your high-key demented boyfriend in everyday life 
Takes you to every horror movie that hits the Derry main-street theater - no question
Never pays for it (because Hockstetter), but can usually find a way to sneak you guys in the back during previews 
... Even if it means creating a distraction to get you both in
Which he has done (once set fire to one of the wooden benches outside the theater just so you could see “Cujo”) and will continue to do as often as he sees fit
...The bench thing honestly wasn’t even necessary though
Just insisted it was the only way to see the movie (which it absolutely was not)
The legit master of convincing people you belong there even though he knows good and well you stole your seats from paying customers (”I’m tellin’ ya’ guy, ticket or no ticket, these are my fuckin’ seats... but my lap’s always open if you’re really that heated about it.” *Cringe-inducing Hockstetter smirk*) 
Cash isn’t necessary when you have Hockstetter-brand persuasion on your side; enjoy the free flick 
Always insists on coming to your house afterwards so he can “protect you” (”Oh, come on princess, at least let me walk you home - I’m thinkin’ of your best interests, here.” *Equally as cringe-inducing Hockstetter smirk)
We all know what that’s about; have fun being “defended” 
In general, loves fucking you 
Loves it
Gets insanely kinked-up over your shyness alone, and dominates you in every way possible; both pain and pleasure-wise 
Especially loves making you look up at him with your big, nervous eyes mid-fuck, and hearing you call him Daddy in your little uncertain voice (or sir, or master, etc... the list is extensive)
Ex-tensive
... But often brings your private kink into the real world, and expects you to call him names like that all day long in public - especially in front of the guys
Purely because he knows it’s nearly impossible for your soft-spoken mouth to say it in front of them, and he likes to see your internal struggle until it comes out (*Starts to hand you something, then stops* ”What do we say, princess?” *Lust-filled Hockstetter grin*)
“... Thank you...”
*Holds object just outside your reach; lust-filled Hockstetter grin continues*
“...Daddy.”
Always leaves the guys visibly uncomfortable (both when he’s trying to make you say it, and when you finally do), but instant Hockstetter hard-on has begun because “good girl”
Either leaves you to fend for yourself at house parties, or calls all the attention over to you at once. No middle ground
Literally tipped over an entire keg of beer once and yelled, “Nice move there, baby doll” before sauntering off and leaving you to deal with the many (undeserved) teen-aged death-stares
... But Belch and Victor walked over to help you clean it up (not all heroes wear capes), so people cut the shit pretty fast when they noticed your Bowers Gang association
The embarrassment doesn’t stop there, though
Oh, no
Tries to get you to do “risque” things around the guys often, because 1.) he knows they all low-key want you, and 2.) he lives to see you tremble
Once dared you to do a strip-tease in front of all the guys while you were playing truth or dare
... And you kind of had to, because The Bowers Gang does not fuck around with that game
They way they play, if you don’t do a dare, the person that dared you gets to pick a punishment for you
... Which meant Patrick would be picking your punishment
So you stripped down in the most fearful, disjointed way possible and just went somewhere else in your head the whole time
The guys were both attracted to you, and sorry for you
Honestly left them all feeling kind of pissy with Hockstetter because it shook you up so intensely - even Henry wasn’t having his shit for the rest of the night
But straight-up led to the best sex of your life (because obedience deserves a reward) so yay (?)
Victor is hands-down your best friend in the group
Talk to each other often about the books you read, and tend to spend a lot of time together when Patrick isn’t hogging you (partly because you have history and lunch together at school)
Prepare yourself - cutest side-note ever coming up
Sometimes expresses genuine concern for you when it comes to your relationship with Patrick
Has just seen you put into a lot of uncomfortable situations at Hockstetter’s hands, and wants you to know you can count on him if you ever want out of that arrangement 
”If you ever feel like you need help one day,” *Dead-serious Victor gaze* “I’m just saying, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to tell me.”
“Just saying - the asshole doesn’t scare me.” *Icy stare into the distance*
Mostly just because you’re his friend, and he really likes you a lot - has always thought you deserved better 
*Cutest side-note ever ended*
Things aren’t all torment between you and Patrick, though
Definitely became more well-suited to one another as you started to open up within the relationship, and basically became the two most potent shit-talkers in Derry High School
Literally always muttering something to one another that sends you both into uncontrollable laughter, and everyone around you kind of hates you for it
...That’s just because they know you’re probably laughing at them, though
Hey - if they didn’t want to be laughed at, they shouldn’t have dressed the way they did, am I right?
Patrick jacked one of your rings the first time he ever came over to your house (it’s the one he wears on his pinkie)
Joked about how it was a promise ring, with a twist 
“It means you promise to let me bury myself in that pussy, princess.” *Totally unjustified lip-lick*
... Yeah. Your relationship is... something
Fuck it though - have a great time with your dysfunction
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metalchick19-blog · 5 years
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Ya think Patrick would cum if u stabbed him?
I think he’d rather be the stabber in the situation, but I can see it getting a mildly entertained Hockstetter laugh - not often gods get to see their own blood
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metalchick19-blog · 5 years
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Ok so obviously Patrick wasn't a TOTALLY SANE child, but do u think he was at least a LITTLE normal?? Sometimes? And not bc anyone was watching, but bc that's just how he was and he got worse as he aged??
For sure, but I think the same kind of goes for everyone. Hockstetter is crazy, but he doesn’t have the power to defy the basic rules of human development. 
Babies don’t have the capacity to be evil, so, at one point, Patrick was just as innocent as any other kid. He probably did normal baby/toddler things (i.e. cry for no reason, play with building blocks, etc.) because his brain physically wasn’t developed enough to allow for malicious thoughts. He definitely went off the rails a lot sooner than most people though (dude killed his brother when he was only 5), so I think that window of innocence was a lot smaller for him than what’s typical. I personally believe Patrick was unusually intelligent for his age, and that all “innocent” behavior after Avery’s death was an act; at only 5, when most of us can’t form coherent thoughts, Patrick was smart enough to know that the fact that he suffocated his brother needed to be kept a secret - and, rather than blurting it out or making it obvious (like a normal kid would), he kept it hidden from that day on.
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metalchick19-blog · 5 years
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ok but how would patrick be with a very dominant female partner ? as in, can only top with no exception and all in all very dominating (and kinky) in bed
Pffff, you were a top until you met Patrick Hockstetter, girl - he’s the alpha in the situation no matter what. If anything, you being dominant by nature would just make him want to break you even more. It would be a fun back-and-forth until he succeeded though, so you’d at least get that little sexual rollercoaster before he got to you 
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metalchick19-blog · 5 years
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I can't recall if you've ever said, but do u have a fav nasty boi?
Lol… the most dreaded question. 
I genuinely love the guys as a group, but if I had to choose one, I think it would be Henry - he’s just so broken that I think loving him would be a uniquely beautiful experience. Victor and Patrick are for sure close seconds, though; couldn’t choose between them if I tried
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metalchick19-blog · 5 years
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U think Henry's one of those assholes who's homophobic but thinks lesbians are "hot"? Coz I definitely think so
I absolutely think so too - Bowers hates things only at his own convenience
Hypocrisy. Hypocrisy everywhere.
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metalchick19-blog · 5 years
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Do you think the boys would ever share a s/o, poly-style?
I would like to think so (partly because that’s my absolute dream scenario), but it’s hard for me to say realistically. I think Patrick would definitely be down (because obvious freak is obvious), and I can see Belch going along just because the rest of the guys were into it, but Henry and Victor are more difficult to decide. Overall, I think Henry would give in if the guys bothered him about it enough (especially if Patrick were to call him a pussy), but I think Victor would be pretty dead-set against it - if he really liked the person, he’d want her for himself and wouldn’t compromise, but if it was someone the guys had just met, I can see it being possible. 
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