is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation

How he chooses which roles to do next (x)

‘he’s not even hot!!’

woa.. it’s almost like.. they chose him because of his acting abilities… not his physical appearance…. take it in, kids..

my blog is a total clusterfuck of fandoms, bad humor, text posts and personal shit i dont understand how people manage to tolerate it i applaud you

LOOK AT THESE DORKS WITH THEIR STUPID FACES

Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer.

Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine  (via vivienwalcott)

Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

if your feminism is about forcibly ripping the hijabs off of muslim women while screaming “I’M LIBERATING YOU FROM YOUR OPPRESSIVE CULTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” then i don’t want!!! any!!! part!!! of your feminism!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God Bless Americ—

I was chatting with toboldlydammitjim and this happened:

toboldlydammitjim

Nov-12th 12:26 am :: an hour ago

omfg Ani your tags on that almost human gif set I’m dying

karl urban has nice legs, karl urban would look hot in a dress, or you know carol’s...

*Someone asks our debate coach if he spoke Spanish*

Teacher: No, I dont speak Spanish. I took Latin in high school i thought id never need Spanish.

Me: I know a few words in latin

Teacher: That would be?

Me: exorcisamus te omnis immundus spiritus and christo

Teacher: What about hello?

Me: What no i dont know how

Teacher: Of course youd know how to exorcise a demon but not how to say hello

Why Is It So Hard For You To Make A Wonder Woman or Black Widow Origins Movie You Pieces Of Shit ‘We Don’t Have The Money Or Resources’ Is That Why You’re Making Another Hit Batman Movie As If We’ve Never Seen One Before Wow What An Original And ‘Dark And Edgy’ Idea I Hate You: A Memoir

you are now the legal guardian of the last fictional character you called your baby. How screwed are you

ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

I’d love to see a Black Widow movie. I think it will [happen]. It has to. We’ll rally for it. We’ll get it started.

Chris Hemsworth (via fuckyeahblackwidow)

vardaesque:

#chris hemsworth will make a black widow movie even if he has to make it in his backyard with an ipod #he’ll call up his brothers #HEY LIAM HEY LUKE HEY GUYS #I’M MAKING A MOVIE YOU NEED TO PLAY SHIELD AGENTS #they’ll be like srsly bruh #YEAH MAN CMON THERE’LL BE FOOD #they get won over #he calls up tom one night when he needs a scriptwriter #tom wakes up like ‘chris my god what time is it’ #chris is like CAN YOU WRITE A SCREENPLAY FOR A BLACK WIDOW MOVIE MATE I NEED YOU #tom lurches out of bed #almost starts crying #’yes of course i’ll do it #do you think she’d like shakespeare??’ #’tom wait—’ #’I CAN DO THIS’ #he mails over a script worthy of an oscar stuffed full of classical literature parallells and gorgeous imagery #chris stares at his one camera and grumbles about ‘fancy fucking brits’ 

(via lanaparrillasituation)