Larry: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
Ash: no its called highjacking
Sally: guys no its called weedwhacking
Todd: no it called disappointing your mom
I love when people make characters like Sal and Larry more goofy than they actually act in game. it’s just…
Larry by the makers: I’m not as strong as you. It’s my time to go.
Larry by the fans: I’m already tracer
Larry: “COCAINE RUIN YOUR BRAIN!! AY!! PLEASE DON’T DO COCAINE!! AY!!”
Sally: -headbanging with his seat-
Larry: “COCAINE RUIN YOUR BRAIN!! WHAT!?”
Sally: it sure is muggy out ,today
Larry: *opening up all the cabinets trying to find a mug*
Larry: i swear to god if all our mugs are on the lawn,im gonna kill you
Sally: *takes a sip of coffee from a bowl *
Sal: I won’t stand for this.
Larry: Then sit down.
Sal: Larry do you like breathing
Larry, dumping out a shopping bag full of lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast
Sally Face, Larry Johnson Roleplay Blog
Indie Larry Johnson from Sally Face roleplay blog, written by Suni