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Poetry was invented when One Direction wrote "And now I'm one step closer to being two steps far from you" and "Shadows come with the pain that you're running from, love was something you've never heard enough"
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*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now
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shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay
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here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded
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maximum-effort28 · 9 days
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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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maximum-effort28 · 9 days
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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maximum-effort28 · 16 days
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Ohio Total Solar Eclipse
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maximum-effort28 · 16 days
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You know, the solar eclipse is bringing out something in humanity that I always love to see. Humans making a big deal out of something we can't change, celebrating and laying picknicks out to see a giant rock pass in front of our light source, passing around special glasses so we can all observe the sky being different for a few hours together...
The cuteness of it all, the child-like wonder of it all, the feeling so small of it all...
The world isn't perfect but humans try their best to enjoy what we can when we can.
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maximum-effort28 · 17 days
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friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!
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the very rare phenomenon of a volcano producing vapor rings/volcanic vortex rings. Mount Etna today (April 5, 2024) by Boris Behncke
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Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?
we all mourn in different ways
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maximum-effort28 · 18 days
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so fluffy
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POOR THINGS
Yorgos Lanthimos & Atsushi Nishijima. 🎞: Kodak Portra 400
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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
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