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materassassino · 32 minutes
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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materassassino · 34 minutes
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Miles is ONCE AGAIN here with the jokes
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materassassino · 34 minutes
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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materassassino · 34 minutes
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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?
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I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail
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materassassino · 40 minutes
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materassassino · 40 minutes
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卓越したボディコントロール Σ(゚Д゚) スッゲ! Body control of a horse archer
( Reddit:r/Damnthatsinteresting u/rgatoNacho )
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materassassino · 44 minutes
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from my tog archive :)
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materassassino · 46 minutes
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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that
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materassassino · 58 minutes
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Here’s a comic I made for today’s edition of Le Monde Diplomatique in Germany. Click to enlarge the images and read it in English, or click here to read it in German.
-Jake
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materassassino · 1 hour
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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.
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materassassino · 1 hour
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I think a lot of like discourse of what to focus on with this or that thing gets the end goal and things to ease newcomers into your ideas confused with each other.
Like yes perhaps the end goal is to get UBI going but if your Uncle Jerry is currently struggling with the concept of taxes maybe get him to understand the cost of road maintenance first before you start trying to get him onboard with free preschool.
Also just because someone is explaining the concept of taxes to Uncle Jerry doesn’t mean they don’t believe in free childcare.
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materassassino · 1 hour
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BEHOLD...
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you're welcome ✨
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materassassino · 1 hour
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eleventh plague. emails. 
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materassassino · 1 hour
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How?
(Follow me on Patreon!!)
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materassassino · 1 hour
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Unmute !
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materassassino · 2 hours
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lmaooo
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