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Gore warning Ngl idk
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the cure for a sick sad world
(happy 35th death anniversary to jason todd)
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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
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☀Stephanie. A commissioned piece for Women's Day! Really enjoyed drawing her :)
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Brazilian words for penis ranked by how big they make the dick sound (biggest -> smallest)
1. Jiromba
2. Caralho
3. Jeba
4. Rola
5. Cacete
6. Pau
7. Pika
8. Piroca
9. Pinto
10. Pênis*
11. Bilau
12. Pirulin
13. Piu piu
*I consider pênis to be absolute phallo-neutrality, therefore it represents the median size here - making it so that there's only three words for truly small dicks in this ranking.
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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i'm surprised on how quickly i warmed up to damian's 2021 redesign, but i wish they kept his combat boots! i feel like they're just as iconic as his hood-cape when it comes to his signature look 💔
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humbled
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I mean, if my parents adopted the fucking NEIGHBOR after I died I would be pretty pissed too
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everyone please appreciate my valentine
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Brucey + Dogs from my GoT au 🤧
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hi i think i would die if u drew blue sargent i am so interested in ur style
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Im sorry im so late!!! 😭😭 here's blue. I also just found out nino's is a pizza place and not a diner... oops
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Looking at this semester's schedule like "HA. I'm dead."
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Sometimes a girl just needs a pink cute keyboard for 60% off
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officially scientifically iniciated
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