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Kate doesn't know what's going on, she's just happy that Yelena is happy
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Wanda: How’s Natasha’s head?
Y/N: Amazing, easily the best I’ve ever had
Wanda: …..
Y/N: OH you meant her injury
Y/N: She’s fine
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~Depressed thoughts~
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Y/N: *grumpy and in an argument with Natasha. Under their breath* Oh suck my strap *takes a sip of coffee*
Natasha: Again?
Y/N: *chokes*
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Y/N: Sorry I’m late, I was doing… laundry
Wanda: *walks up behind them* Oh, so my name is laundry now, huh?
Natasha: And that is my cue to leave and go get the vodka…
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Wanda: What’s the first thing you notice when an attractive woman comes up to you?
Peter: Her eyes
Kate: Her hair
Tony: Her smile
Y/N: The fucking audacity
Natasha: *walks up to Y/N with a smirk, and crouch’s down on her knees so they’re level and have eye contact*
Y/N: *flushes*
Natasha: *fake innocence* What were you saying?
Y/N: I-I like c-confident w-women that are b-brave enough to c-come up to m-me
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Y/N: I CAN'T DO IT!
Natasha, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Y/N: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Wanda: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Y/N:
Y/N: I appreciate it,
Y/N: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Kate: Y/N-
Y/N: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Peter: Y/N we gotta-
Y/N: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT
Y/N: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Y/N, motioning to Tony: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Y/N: Rules were made to be broken
Peter: They were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken
Natasha: Uh, piñatas
Tony: Glow sticks
Kate: Karate boards
Wanda: Spaghetti when you have a small pot
Y/N: Rules
Peter:
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Y/N: I think I’m in love with Natasha
Wanda: Congrats, you are officially the last person in every reality to realize that
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Natasha: I put the pun in punishment
Wanda: I put the top in unstoppable
Tony: I put the cute in execute
Peter: I put the sexy in dyslexia
Kate: I put the ass in class
Y/N: I put the P on Natasha
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Natasha: Oh god, we need to distract them, they’re gonna end up killing someone
Wanda: Leave it to me
Wanda: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Tony, Peter, and Kate: *Immediately begin arguing*
Y/N: OH MY GOD SHE’S SO RIGHT
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Natasha: Just be yourself.
Y/N: 'Be myself'? Natasha, I have one day to win Wanda over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Kate: Couple weeks.
Peter: Six months.
Tony: Jury’s still out.
Y/N: See, Natasha?
Y/N: 'Be myself'. What kind of advice is that?!
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Natasha *walking into her house*: Hello, people who do not live here
Wanda: Hi
Kate: Hello
Peter: Hey!
Natasha: Y/N, why did you let all of them in here?!
Tony: We were out of Doritos
Y/N: …they were out of Doritos
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Y/N: *sighs* I don’t think we can gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss our way out of this one…
Natasha: ….
Natasha and Y/N in unison: Arson it is!
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Natasha: WHOEVER DID THIS IS-
Y/N: It was me…
Natasha: *sighs and walks away, knowing she can’t be mean to them*
Tony: *slips them a $100* Sorry kid, but I would’ve been six feet under by now
Y/N: That was so fucking scary…
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Y/N: I love you so much, I’d do anything for you
Wanda: Anything?
Y/N: Anything
Wanda: Ok, then I want you to eat 3 meals a day, and have a decent sleep schedule
Y/N: …
Y/N: I’d do almost anything for you
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Y/N: I kneel for no bitch
*Natasha walks in the room*
Y/N: … I kneel for one bitch…
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