i mean i guess i can keep myself afloat, but like, i wouldn't pass a swim test. if simon pegg was the lifeguard i would purposely start drowning tho. anything to see all that concern well up in his big sad doe eyes up close. (she/her, ace, 2002 baby, adhd)
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
i spent ten hour straight (not an exaggeration) hyperfixated on playing the sims yesterday until i fell asleep, and then was greeted in the morning by my period, which i guess was supposed to explain the Unhealthy Amount of Hyperfocus, but instead it kinda felt like when someone who spent the previous night as a first-time werewolf wakes up confused in a pool of blood in the middle of the woods.