If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

"When life gives you lemons" FALSE LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS

lmaooo

What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

Unseen university > hogsworts.

They may be a bunch of bumbling morons at UU. But they at least don’t dedicate 1/4 of their student population to being evil. In fact they hardly dedicate anything to their student population if they can help it.

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

ok. Spacex is actually doing some really impressive things. Though admittedly, The only reason why they aren't failing more often is because rockets are held to high standard by the FDA. Also there are a company filled with a lot of passionate and intelligent people, some of who's jobs are pretty much to corral and reign Musk in.

"The Stoppables"