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maria-ahsan · 2 years
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this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day
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maria-ahsan · 6 years
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OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???
“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”
I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT
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maria-ahsan · 6 years
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maria-ahsan · 6 years
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like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.
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maria-ahsan · 6 years
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The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.
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maria-ahsan · 6 years
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Petition to change “he looked at her like she was the sun” to “he looked at her like she was the moon” and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I’ve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun
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maria-ahsan · 6 years
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eventually, frustrated, someone just asks you: “what’s so hard?” and you stare at them, blankly, and you wonder the same thing yourself.
everyone else just lives. they get up, they go out, they get shit done. why can’t you? why do you find it so hard to do what everyone else does naturally? will you ever find it easier? or are you just stuck here?
“what’s so hard?” they repeat, and this time, you look away, eyes stinging. you sit in silence until they shrug, exasperated, and walk away.
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maria-ahsan · 6 years
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Men, especially cis straight white men, saying “what if it was the other way around huh?” with literally zero concept of power dynamics or historical context is one of the most boring things in existence
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maria-ahsan · 7 years
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There’s some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.’
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maria-ahsan · 7 years
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maria-ahsan · 7 years
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HALAL DM’S 101
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maria-ahsan · 7 years
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maria-ahsan · 7 years
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Fanfic Commissions!
Hey guys so to make a long story short I need money like really really bad…my job is only giving me like 6 hours a week (which is not enough to even buy food with) and college is extremely expensive…SO
I will be doing fanfic Commissions
I’ve been getting a lot better at writing and a lot of people say that I’m really good. If you need examples just go here
So this is the basics of what I will be doing
It will be $1 per 100 words
So it would be like this 
100 =$1
200= $2
300 = $3
400=$4
500= $5
And so on!
Will to write:
Oc x Oc
Oc x Character
Character x Character
Horror (gore/blood/all that jazz)
NSFW
(Disclaimer: If you want NSFW we need to talk about it, I am will to write a lot but if it is something I’m not familiar with then I am charge a little extra)
Honestly a lot of stuff is okay, just ask and I’m sure it will be fine
Things I will not do no matter what:
Underage NSWF
Beastiality
Suicide (sorry it is just a very touchy subject for me)
So since fanfics are hard to write if you are not in the fandom, what I am willing to write is as follows
Video games:
Fallout (3, NV, and 4)
Dragon age (O,2, & I)
Skyrim
Overwatch (but limited on who just ask)
Mystic Messenger
Fire Emblem (Fates and Awakening) 
Anime:
Fairy Tail
Yuri On Ice
Noragami
Naruto
Haikyuu!!
Free!
Ouran High School Host club
(Just ask about an anime, I have watched so many that I can’t even begin to remember them all)
American movie/shows:
Voltron
Steven Universe 
The Walking Dead (I’m only half way through the show, so if you want something for this it would be better if it was just ocs and in that universe. But we can talk about it!)
Suicide Squad
(Just ask about show/movie, I have watched so many that I can’t even begin to remember them all!)
If you want a commission/have questions just e-mail me at [email protected] or message me at a-cheap-thrill!
If you can’t spend any money I would really love if you reblogged this to help me out! Thank you guys so much <3 It means a lot!
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maria-ahsan · 7 years
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sometimes i forgot that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future
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maria-ahsan · 7 years
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Everyone has a youth. A time that’s more beautiful because it’s awkward and clumsy, a time that shines brilliantly. A time when you’re not afraid of anything because you have nothing to lose, and a time when you’re excited because you can have anything, everything.
Kim Bok Joo (Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo)
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maria-ahsan · 7 years
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You may not become the best doctor in the world, or this country, this state or city. Hell, you may not even be the best doctor on your street, at your hospital or clinic, or the best doctor on a hospital floor or in a room at a given time. But when a patient comes to you, scared the headaches, the chest pains, whatever they’ve been having for months might be something worse, at that moment, YOU are their best chance for survival. You are that patient’s best hope, and proving yourself worthy of that responsibility is the only title you should ever care about winning.
A practicing physician for 40 years, and one who still hasn’t lost sight of what truly matters in this profession: the patients. (via ali-babbles)
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maria-ahsan · 7 years
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cheating is not “bound to happen” i’ve been alive almost 24 years and not once have i ever thought “hey i wonder what it’d be like to go outside of my relationship and destroy a persons self esteem and ability to trust”
never bitch
cheating is an active choice. its not second nature. and if it is second nature to you, then you need to do some real soul searching and figure out what the fuck went wrong in your life
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