Come over so we can make a sex tape

ways to make ur bed comfy

put me in it

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

When y'all both weird >>

“Imagination is the golden-eyed monster that never sleeps. It must be fed; it cannot be ignored.”

—  Patricia A. McKillip (via coral)

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

HDASFJHAVSDJH AAAAAAAAAAAAA

getting mad that poorer children come to your wealthy neighborhood on halloween to get nicer candy and trick or treat safely has got to be like in the top 10 rich people arent human funny moments

No one…

I am fucking useless.

“She sees beauty in everything but herself.”

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I hate that moment when you've done all of ur eyeshadow and shit and u gotta face the eyeliner knowing that if u fuck up its game over.

girl: *compliments me*

me: omg i would die for u i love u i don’t deserve this

boy: *compliments me*

me: i know

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