its fucking dember.

fell down a DEEP Ace Attorney hole over the past couple of months and I haven’t been able to get this concept out of my brain 🔒🔒🔒

“Manfred’s orbs looked downwards suddenly. “But… what if I miss you?” Mater laughed as he pulled Manfred impossibly closer. “Y’ won’t do that, ‘cus you’ll be my trophy husband.” Suddenly, Manfred could see it - baking dinner for Mater, cleaning his tires, sharing a bed. He smiled as he thought more and more about it - about becoming a family. He pressed his forehead against Mater’s. “I’d love that. I love you, too.” They made out some more.”

- “if you were a car door, i’d slam you all night”, eimear dullahandame

YOU JUST GOT MATERFREDDED! REBLOG TO TOTALLY MATERFRED YOUR FRIENDS!

Ace Attorney Wrightworth au that follows the plot of National Treasure where Phoenix's ancestors have searched for a lost treasure for generations, Edgeworth is the museum curator who gets pulled into the treasure hunt, and Maya is rly just here for moral support.

Just got back from my tattoo appointment~

All I do is listen to Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs and apply them to Ace Attorney characters smfh

On it boss

Go touch a lizard

Smash that reblog button if Detective Dick Gumshoe is your dad.

I KNOW you didn't choose the name after D.H. Lawrence's wife that he convinced to run away with him by comparing her to his mom BUT that's all I can think of when I read the name Frieda

I'm gonna steal some of this now, she ran away from home (see: moved out like a normal adult but she was dramatic about it) to join The Theatre bc she fell in love with a stagehand for a touring opera company and MvK was weirdly ok with it bc 1. He spent years paying for singing and acting lessons he's just glad she's using them and 2. She's such an eccentric character that he's like well of course she's gay she's a theatre kid.

Here I made Freida she's at the witness stand obscuring the truth and making Phoenix's life absolutely miserable.

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Manfred von Karma mentions a grandchild (granddaughter?) at one point so it's a fair assumption that he has at least one more child and through several leaps of logic I have decided that this third child is a high maintenance lesbian opera singer named Freida von Karma.

Manfred von Karma mentions a grandchild (granddaughter?) at one point so it's a fair assumption that he has at least one more child and through several leaps of logic I have decided that this third child is a high maintenance lesbian opera singer named Freida von Karma.

Did I ever tell u guys about my au that Gregory Edgeworth was in a discreet common law relationship with a man (my lovely oc Aidan) and they had Edgeworth through a surrogate and they were a happy family together until Gregory died and MvK got custody of Edgeworth bc this was the 90's and no judge was gonna give custody of a child to the deceased's gay lover and Aidan spent years fighting to bring Edgeworth home and sending him letters that MvK destroyed and then one day when Edgeworth is grown, Franziska brings him a letter she found in her father's belongings and Edgeworth tracks down Aidan and they reconnect and Edgeworth gets the dad he never knew he lost back as well as all the pieces of Gregory that his partner had kept to share with their son the one day they became a family again?

-taps mic- airbender Trucy being raised by waterbender Phoenix. Hello? Trucy air scootering around while Phoenix chases her and they collapse laughing on the couch. Is this thing on? Phoenix bending water into shapes and figures as he tells Trucy bedtime stories. Trucy becomes a master airbender and Phoenix cries when she gets her tattoos. Trucy being a non-traditional bender having learned the traditional stances from the Gramaryes as a child and then building on those with waterbender stances she learned from Phoenix as she got older. Hello? Hello is anyone listening? Hello???

I know I'm old now bc I think most people who follow me don't know what The Pacifier is.

In which case this scene should convince you to go watch it.

The Pacifier au where Shi-Long Lang is a special ops agent in charge of babysitting the Wrightworth kids while Phoenix and Edgeworth are in another country trying to do Covert Legal/Government Stuff.

The Pacifier au where Shi-Long Lang is a special ops agent in charge of babysitting the Wrightworth kids while Phoenix and Edgeworth are in another country trying to do Covert Legal/Government Stuff.

Another day, another attempt to fuse my fixation on Ace Attorney with my fixation on Shadow of the Colossus. That is to say, au where aa character 1 kills 16 massive colossi to bring aa character 2 back to life.