malachitebeck
“I dunno what to say, Marvel Girl. Try harder.”
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Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house
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fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them
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when you die, you walk into the cold unknown hand in hand with a girl you met once when you were five in a hotel pool and her hand is warm.
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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever
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i honestly forget that autism mums say 'autism won today' to mean like their kid had a meltdown and that they are ableist. like nooo autism win means something like i found something cool out about my special interest or i managed to avoid a meltdown or i got to infodump!!!!! autism win is good!!!!!!
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the epic highs and lows of high school bloodrush...
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#i have no idea whats goin' on here but#so sorry for your loss#as an outsider this is hilarious in a way just like lookin at these two#but so sorry gang godspeed
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#69% babey!#honestly given the fact that we never really covered this in school formally#and i just learned because i thought map games were a fun way to pass the time#i feel like thats not bad!#my formal apologies to moldova cyprus and croatia#i could not find you even with multiple attempts
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A lot of films: The correct way to be a hero is to end the cycle of violence and refuse to seek revenge.
Monkey Man: Wrong, firework attack!
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“Patch”
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Not obsessed with how this turned out but whatever. The text says “God made me an animal”!
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