I don’t know why this never occurred to me until now. But Lucio’s real name, Montag, means Monday.
The man’s name is Monday.
No wonder everyone hates him.
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imagine lucio just being like; i’m WOLKIN heah.
DISGUSTING
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Lucio, according to the other routes: A foul person, literal scum. A whore. Filthiest person alive. 0/10 would never bring back to life.
Lucio, according to his own route: 💕💞💓💗💖💘 A MF BABEY💕💓💖💘💞💗
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appreciate the lengths I go to for this fandom.
(Lucio’s Route)
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bad memories
MC, at 3 am:
Julian:
MC:
Julian:
MC: I am the majulian-
Julian:
I WAS N E R V O U S
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“Good. You’re too cute to forget.”
Y’all I love him 😂
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CRYING
hot take:
The only reason muriel is annoyed that the apprentice doesn’t remember him after they wake up is because it’s the first time he actually wants someone to remember him
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Has this been done yet?
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reblog if you’re in the middle of getting your daily arcana smut fix
You. Yeah you. Yeah I’m talking to you.
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YALL THIS POST WAS A JOKE. CHILL IN MY DMS PLEASE.
you aren’t a true arcana fan unless you were here for the war over Julian’s sprite change.
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you aren’t a true arcana fan unless you were here for the war over Julian’s sprite change.
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Lucio: *suddenly has 100 clones of himself going crazy throughout the castle*
Julian: *to mc* H-How many do you think there are...?
MC: I don’t know...
MC: I guess we’ll have to...
MC: count.
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Julian: You’re giving me a sticker
Portia: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-wow.”
Julian: I’m… not a kid.
Portia: Fine, I’ll take it back.
Julian: I earned this. Back off.
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Portia: Hey, I'm looking for my brother, Illya
MC: 5'11", overdramatic, cries when you call him "bitch baby"?
Portia: Yeah, that's him.
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[While on a hike]
Asra: Man, it's beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature!
Julian, out of breath: MOTHER NATURE'S A WHORE.
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