Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom
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I’m an atheist. I despise evangelical christians. That said, if more christians were like this guy, I imagine there would be a lot less misery in the world.
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*pirate woman on 1600s tinder voice* aye they call me The Peg......and not because of me fake leg 😏
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work is sending me to french training, which i have been nervous about. had the first lesson this morning. teacher told me i had beautiful pronunciation, like i'd been raised with it (i was not). dangerous ego levels for someone who can only hold conversations that sound like téléfrançais episodes
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People who make tiktok recaps of current tumblr trends are class traitors
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the queen of Oz is a trans lesbian and she’s dating Dorothy
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since were all too old to do tumblr prom at this point does anyone wanna do tumblr potluck or smth.
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listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival
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The Tolkien society is mad that someone used an image they have a copyright on because they bought the physical copy and God fuck the Tolkien society so hard.
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Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease
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