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Funny words are like those things you put Infront of infants to me, just say a silly word like Tomato and I am entertained

So been trying out this whole "Human existence" thing and my current review is it's super over rated, I just want to be a slime or a rabbit or like both idk

I'm kinda like the minecraft moss, force feed me bonemeal and I consume mass amounts of stone and clone myself

Honestly can't understand how people like get killed by someone, personally I'd do that anime thing where I'm down for the count and just think about like hot women and just get back up and surive

If Pearlina were in a Dnd type setting what classes would they be?

went ahead and did all the idols (- bm again im sorry big man fans) you can think of these more as them actually roleplaying than me throwing the actual characters into fantasy land cause I got itty bitty character backgrounds too lol

Callie (Elven Bard) plays as a princess who knows very little about the world outside her kingdom, but is very excited to experience it as an aspiring songstress. She also sometimes DMs. Marie (Changeling Ranger) plays as Callie's guardian.She's disguised as Callie's cousin who (unknown to Cal) died in a battle Marie witnessed. There'd probably be an arc in their campaign where this is dramatically found out by another party member lol.

Pearl (Halfling Bard-barian) basically plays the same character Callie does (princess who leaves to be a bard) except she'd already be an established world famous musician. She's prone to starting fights and used to also be smth of a gladiator. Marina (Human Artificer) plays who she kinda is in real life tbh. Engineer/Inventor behind much of her country's advanced weaponry. She felt unfulfilled having her inventions used solely for war though and dipped.

Frye (F.Genasi Rogue/Sorcerer) and Shiver (W.Genasi Warlock/Monk) play as a scavenger and pirate respectively. Their characters grew up together with no family but each other and consider each other their greatest treasure. They're pretty ruthless, have killed and will kill again (family that slays together stays together). Big Man usually DMs for everybody but when he's not he's usually playing an Earth Genasi or Firbolg and classing as a Monk or Cleric and is of course makes Frye and Shiv's group complete.

God why isn't there any good like post-apocalyptic magic ttrpgs out there. Well anyways I'm currently losing my mind making such a thing, gods help me

and then they started dating

thursday

Ouch I was just vibing here!

*splats you*

Holy shit

Guys. Very important information here.

The word

snom

is SHAPED. LIKE A SNOM.

@itsapmseymour please see this I know you like snom

I started somehting on twitter !

i showed you my spheal please respond

this guy is fucking ( • ,, • )

Old Testament vs The New Testament

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