My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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I write for myself
*checks AO3 every few hours to see if I got any new kudos, comments or subscriptions*
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Unfortunately this is funny as hell
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life’s worth living
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yes i posted this on my other blog but you know what it goes here too
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saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!
[ propaganda masterpost]
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Every day I curse not being born with skills that are in any way marketable. My whole life being told "you are so good at these things! they are worthless things, though. not deserving of money. sorry, you'll just be poor forever."
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My dearest followers and mutuals and friends and lovers. I am going to extend one deadly serious question to you on this beautiful afternoon.
What is your #1 video game recommendation
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