lupiusneo
The Wolf's Den
Welcome, Stranger. Call me 'C'.
Vegetable. Scholar. Cardshark. Firestarter. Gamer. Self-Aware Sociopath.
Here be: various fandoms, psuedo-intellectual ramblings, and adorable predatory animals
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....If you replace the words ‘gemstones’ and ‘diamonds’ in that statement with ‘meat’, you’ve explained the entire livestock industry’s response to plant-based substitutes.
Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon
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You don’t actually believe lead can be turned to gold, right?
SEE HERES THE THING
IT CAN
ALCHEMISTS HAVE HADRON COLLIDERS NOW
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not that I don't love the cursed bio facts, but do you have any blessed bio facts?
HYENAS CAN LOAF LIKE HOUSECATS
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the worst part about studying languages is knowing that you will never be nearly as good at it as a literal baby
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I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
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me n my angel gf
me, bleeding from my eyes nose and ears: bb ur hand is so…….so……….uh,
her: Ḓ̬̱͘͢ͅO̸͉̳̖͉̙ ͔͜N͓̮̦̱͝O̧͇̙̲̜͔T͇̯̮̦̖̖ ͙͇͇̖̝̹͜B̧҉͍͈̭̭̰̳͙ͅE̴̗̱̫ ̛̞͞ͅA̶̡͙̞̪̞̻̰̬̦F̛̗͙̗̲̦͕̟̙́R̶͍͉̠̖͖̮̀́A̦̠̮̜̺͟I͓̻͢͞Ḓ̹͇̮̬͈
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Today’s problem
what do chairs for dragons look like.
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I feel there’s way more sarcasm in that caption than strictly necessary. I mean, stop and think about it, for serious. (Assuming you’re a normal person and not an extraterrestrial-in-hiding) If your boss called you into their office and straight up asked you if you were born on Earth or not, would you just immediately, instinctively have the right answer ready on instinct, or would it take a second of ‘wait wtf did they just ask?’ for your brain to respond. It’s not like your home address or phone number, where memorizing it to spit back on cue.
Kara Zor-El, master of deceit.
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If I knew how to art, I’d draw a response for this. Alas, I’m hilariously bad at art, so instead I need y’all to imagine me running from the cops, keyboard stuffed down the front of my hoodie.
Writing Motivations
Spite
Inspiration
Hungry for Validation
Make readers go “Wow!”
Make readers go “Oh!”
Make readers go :’((
Horny
Dragons
Whom else is going to write this if not me??
They Gave Me a Keyboard and Cannot Take it Away Now
I Invented Several Languages and Must Use Them Somewhere
These characters are REAL and have things to do
I Like to Suffer
I like to be gay and unhinged but in a productive way
I care about my OCs and so must you now
I have issues I need to project on SOMETHING
Love is not fake and here is why, an entire book
Words Pretty
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More Opinionated, Outdated Fanwank
Back again, y’all! 2 posts in one day? Inconceivable! And yet I’m back on your dashboards, rambling about years-old cartoon movies? This time it’s LEGO DC, so I guess that’s kind of like talking about something different. LEGO DC Justice League vs Bizarro League to be exact.
Ufnrepentant!fanboy!Cyborg is so happy to be included that he just SKIPPED INTO THE CRIME SCENE. You’re probably never gonna be that enthusiastic about anything in your whole life, and that’s why you’re not gonna grow up to be a superhero.
I’d vote for Lex Luthor, he can’t possibly be any worse at being President of the USA than most of the interchangeable rich, old, white guys we keep giving the job already.
There’s now only one canon method I will ever accept for Clark Kent figuring out Batman=Bruce Wayne, and that is by X-ray reading the name Alfred stitched into his Bat-Undies.
Bruce Wayne went to boarding schools and Harry Potter taught me that boarding schools make you label your clothes so they don’t get mixed up with the other students’ stuff.
If the entire Batclan operates out of the same Batcave, how many different people’s laundry does Alfred end up washing in a given week? Answer: Way more than he gets paid to do by memory, especially if he used to get paid to label his boss’s underwear for the sole purpose of streamlining the sorting of laundry.
I will fight anybody who says the Justice League were the good guys in this movie. Superman, just because you got embarrassed that one time your mentally-disabled little brother tried to help you at work, doesn’t mean you can get all your friends together and go bully him and his friends during the Special Ed class’s recess time. Especially not when they’re doing so well protecting their rocky citizens.
Doubly so when you’re encouraging your mentally-disabled little brother to commit genocide against the rocks you convinced him were people..
‘Tickled to Death’ isn’t a Bat-Pun. It’s a legitimate, rational thing to fear living in Gotham.
‘Heroes get the cake, bullies get the rake’ means that your mom went after all those kids who used to pick on you in school, and chased them down with agricultural tools.
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