Sam: So, any thoughts or questions about my plan?
Jacob: [raises hand]
Jared: You don’t have to raise your hand, Jacob.
Jacob: Sorry, I didn’t want to be rude.
Sam: So what did you have to say about the plan?
Jacob, respectfully: It fucking sucks.
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Caïus et Athénodora Volturi.
Style 17e siècle.
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Twilight has ruined me to the extent that while watching Netflix with subtitles, when I see “Jazz music plays” I do not think of a jazz band, but Jasper Hale whacking out a bomb of a track on the piano with flourishing hand movements in mockery of Edward.
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life may be hard but at least i’ll always have the twilight soundtrack
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[Cue Carlisle chugging whole iron supplements from the bottle as pharmacy employees look on in horror]
What if all vampires don't actually need blood to survive? Maybe they just have a very severe iron deficiency and could give up blood if they each ate a fuckton of iron supplements every day.
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There’s no way Jasper isn’t fluent in Mexican Spanish
Like, Mexican Maria and her Mexican newborns definitely weren’t speaking English or French
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Can vampires chew gum? Or are their teeth too sharp
I imagine their venom dissolves it, their teeth rips it to shreds and the fact they can't sense any flavor from it makes it a miserable experience.
They can, in the very technical sense, but so too can I eat a rock. I will however not have a good time eating that rock.
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Lmfao he certainly would
edward cullen would’ve bought bella a cybertruck
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Family reunion🥹
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“The feature’s DEAD, Angela” and “La push babey....it’s...la push” why don’t we talk more about how Eric has so many iconic lines in this movie he’s stealing the show here
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Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan
TWILIGHT 2008, dir. Catherine Hardwicke
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god really put me on this earth to be annoying about the twilight saga
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