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lumistirediamlum · 1 year
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cant sleep too busy thinking about “love is awful. it’s awful. it’s painful. it’s frightening. it makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself, distance yourself from the other people in your life. it makes you selfish. it makes you creepy, makes you obsessed with your hair, makes you cruel, makes you say and do things you never thought you would do. it’s all any of us want, and it’s hell when we get there. so no wonder it’s something we don’t want to do on our own. i was taught if we’re born with love then life is about choosing the right place to put it. people talk about that a lot, feeling right, when it feels right it’s easy. but i’m not sure that’s true. it takes strength to know what’s right. and love isn’t something that weak people do. being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope. i think what they mean is, when you find somebody that you love, it feels like hope.”
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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also nandor saying that he forgot guillermo’s a vampire slayer but he spent so many minutes hyping the shit out of him and how big and strong and hot good at fighting he is
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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My babygirl my rotten soldier my good time boy
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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the real reason we couldn’t have Nandor x Guillermo fake married AU
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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things sure have changed in Bag End since Thorin last visited…!
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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"So, ultimately, I realized I have been completely ruining my life...
And my face."
The Evolution of Nandor's Djinn Botox addiction (4x05)
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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Predictions pot tonight's episode
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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GUILLERMO “I HAVE TWO FAMILIES AND I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM BOTH” DE LA CRUZ YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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"Stop talking about you explicit sexual activities!" "Tsk... Jealous" oh the writers KNOW what they're doing
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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I will never get over the fact that Guillermo, in his infinite wisdom, thought it'd be a good idea to start a swordfight with NANDOR, an undead warlord with superhuman strength whose entire thing is that he used to be a skilled swordsman
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell
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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 3.10 The Portrait / 4.04 The Night Market
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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obsessed with this wwdits reddit comment
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
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lumistirediamlum · 2 years
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Almost every piece of media ever: fat characters either don’t exist or they’re undesirable obnoxious clumsy jokes, and bisexual goth girl vampires are evil seductresses who use their incredible charms to get their way
WWDITS, making Laszlo a pornstar who’s had some sort of sexual relationship with a majority of the characters, Guillermo a hot hypercompetent badass with a lot of sexually-coded scenes and several people interested in him, and Nadja a loud weird cringefail loser who sucks at flirting and wishes she had an armadillo for a son: yeah fuck that thanks
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