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lumberjerk · 1 hour

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listen things are bad but we can't be romanticizing the 2000s rn please say sike

#the music was not it the movies were not it the clothes were not it honey....

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lumberjerk · 4 hours

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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lumberjerk · 12 hours

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I’m sooooooo glad something like this would never happen in Philly

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lumberjerk · 23 hours

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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

#this except with oranges for me #oranges are so hit or miss for me and its wild #one will be the most perfect orange ive ever had and one will just be tasteless orange shaped bag of water

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lumberjerk · 23 hours

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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

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lumberjerk · 24 hours

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more magma doodles

#spamton #deltarune

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lumberjerk · 1 day

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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lumberjerk · 1 day

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I missed my wholesome buff boy. For all you desperate souls out there 💚

#jason voorhees #aw cute!!!!!

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lumberjerk · 1 day

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Absolutely hate this. I've been sick for the past few days but I had to finish this before school exams. Anyways, I don't really like Michael, he is like an annoying cat in my opinion

#michael myers #give him someeee #he wants the hot water

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lumberjerk · 2 days

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lumberjerk · 2 days

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Choose your boyfriend favorite slasher

Talvez eu esteja ficando louca

Só queria desenhar umas poses e fui longe demais, deus tenha misericórdia

Bubba sempre vai ser o meu neném, nunca fez nada de errado em toda sua vidinha

#slashers #ATROCIOUS

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lumberjerk · 2 days

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i watched every friday the 13th film over 3 days and so i drew myself some treats B^)c

#jason voorhees #friday the 13th #cuuute

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lumberjerk · 2 days

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Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

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lumberjerk · 2 days

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