Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

Everyone in this show is some kind of idiot, in a silly way. And after he claimed "I'm such a genius" this episode too. Those are some effective employees though.

to commemorate 4/20 here’s one of my burnt hair stories

a lot of queer people i know in real life are either into or open to talking about astrology but online i think ive noticed a lot more people who dislike astrology and im super curious to see if that holds up.

please reblog for sample size and elaborate in the tags if you want!

Buying a car

English added by me :)

No fucking way LMFAO

if i tell yall what i did on the tram today yall would call it a fake tumblr story i think

origins only for now. minthara, jaheira, minsc, & halsin might come in a later poll.

vote with your heart, your pussy, your whatever, but be nice about this. if you put 'ewww het' etc. in the tags i'm blocking you. none of these characters are het <3

tumblr is healing, i got trans porn suggested to me on my for you page

wow i wonder what trans women could possibly dislike about a prescriptive system of categorisation assigned at birth. good thing sherlock holmes is public domain because nobody else could crack this big fucking mystery

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

if people feel comfortable enough around you to come to you with their racist/homophobic/transphobic/queerphobic rants, maybe it’s time you think about why that is. why do they feel safe with you? why do they think you’ll agree with their bigotry? “haha i wonder why people think it’s okay to say this type of shit around me” idk maybe it’s because you let them lmao

ok i posted, what next?

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

a second time?

A SECOND TIME??????

tumblr staff REALLY do NOT want this comic on this site despite it including NOTHING that could be deemed inappropriate, especially when compared to to the usual shit they let pass

if i can't even have this completely safe for work comic on my blog, i don't even wanna be on this site anymore. but i guess that's exactly what they want, that's why they recently went on a trans woman banning spree, not even bothering to give reasons for some, let alone good reasons

why don't you just fucking ban me while you're at it? you've already proven you can do that without warning nor any given reason

if pointing out that the age of getting a phone decreasing along with the prevalence of short form video as the dominant form of social media content during the most significant collective educational gap in recent history all of which happened during one of the most significant windows of psychological development in a human lifetime has had a deleterious effect on the attention spans, self-regulation, impulse control, social skills, tech literacy, and actual literacy of zoomers and gen alpha. if pointing out that that is a real and serious problem makes me a boomer and an old crank who has fallen for “kids these days” propaganda someone find me a porch and a rocking chair so i can yell at you to get off my lawn