"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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i think everyone should see this picture of elvira and tobin bell together
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When girls do the thing where they wear open button ups but tuck them in so that you can see just enough cleavage so that their whole titty isn't out, but you kinda wish it was.
Like this:
Good shit. Top tier shit. High quality shit.
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wowww okay unfollowing now! i was a huge fan of his cannibal dinner parties and artistic displays of his victim’s corpses, i had no idea he was dating one of his patients
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
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Virtual Insanity
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you dont see brave writing like this in tv shows anymore
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Thay r adding new tqarot card the faggot
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day 1534
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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unmatched dynamic is a little weirdo freak and his psychopathic ray of sunshine
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HAPPY STALLINTINE’S DAY 😜
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