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lostcastiel · 3 years

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for those who have not seen it….the biggest plot twist of 2019…..

#rb so I can watch this later when I'm not on the phone with my friend #yes it's true

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Dean and Sam hunting together: well that’s the show isn’t it? saving people hunting things etc etc. brotherly moments that make you either go awww or want to throw them off a cliff. practically reading each other’s minds on hunts bc they’ve been doing it for so long. terrible communication any other time

Dean and Cas hunting together: hunter husbands. standing 1.5 inches away from each other at all times. constant bickering constant eye sex constant rifling through each other’s pockets oh god they’re so fucking married

Sam and Eileen hunting together: extremely sweet together. heart eyes while discussing lore with each other. pretending not to be worried about each other because they each really want to respect the other person’s independence and hunting skills

Cas and Eileen hunting together: murder besties. taking turns beating the shit out of villains while the other person nods approvingly. roasting their boyfriends during stakeouts. mutual agreement not to tell dean and sam how many people they’ve blackmailed

Dean and Eileen hunting together: sky-high levels of competence. kicking ass left right and center. off-the-charts wittiness. spn would only be 1 season long if it was about these two because they would immediately solve every apocalypse in the most practical way possible and then spend the rest of the season getting drunk together.

Sam and Cas hunting together: terrible, terrible idea. the case may get solved but fifty new problems will be created. maximum chaos minimum planning. all ancient curses and alternate dimensions are fair game. cosmic regime changes ARE on the table. 90% chance that one of them ends up in a coma.

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lostcastiel · 3 years

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The thing about Supernatural. Is that if Cas isn't there there's just no point. This is true in both a narrative sense (two leads can't carry a show, especially not for 15 years) and a metanarrative sense (ratings dropped when they tried to get rid of him) but also it's true in the sense that if he's not there I simply don't want to be there either

#FACT FACT FACT #cas ilysm #cas #deancas #lover boy is all of us

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lostcastiel · 3 years

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please enjoy the following powerpoint brought to you by the judith butler spn tumblr discourse, my realization that Marx would be the ulitmate heller, my obviously extremely useful phd in sociology, Misha Collins’ B.A. in social theory from University of Chicago, and my pathological need to cope with this damn show SOMEHOW

…if you all are (un)lucky I’ll do contemporary theorists next

#damn nice slides OP #destiel #deancas #spn crack #saved #because fun

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#SOMETHING WITH DEAN I WOULD IMAGINE #I would imagine #I am at a loss of words here #sometimes it all just hits me... this... this. hyperfixation on this whole shit #destiel #deancas #the greatest love story ever told #misha misha misha #spn cast #saved

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lostcastiel · 3 years

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“you still watch supernatural?” yes, but only the secret good version I telepathically hallucinate online with other unhinged gays

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dean & children | 7.10 death’s door

insp. by this post by @clairenovvak that literally made me fall out of my chair when i saw it

#dean #lover boy #spn #claire novak #Jack kline

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lostcastiel · 3 years

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Just in case you never noticed this in 4x10

#uiiiii #spn #cas #wings

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“Sometimes Dean is the only being in the world Cas can relate to. They certainly have a profound bond. The relationship between Dean and Cas is intense, whether or not that ever gets consummated on network TV.”

— Misha Collins (via vampstiel)

#ANGEL OF THE FUCKING GOD /RELATING/ TO HUMAN LOVER BOY DEAN WINCHESTER #I'm sksks #shutttt uppppp #deancas #destiel #bless you misha #saved #misha misha misha

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lostcastiel · 3 years

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Is ‘European film’ a euphemism for gay porn? [x]

#THEY #cockles #jackles #spn cast #jensen

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lostcastiel · 3 years

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Send this to the 12 nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get 5 back you must be pretty awesome!!💖✨💖✨

just found this in my inbox and thank you sm !! have a nice day, dean-and-cas 💖

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lostcastiel · 3 years

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These last few days in fandom have made me realize that my experience of having consumed every Misha Collins related piece of content available on the internet is NOT universal. I've always considered myself a non-crazy fan but I've begun to question that, seriously, I have an encyclopedic knowledge of everything the guy has chosen to make public.

Just from the top of my head:

he was a white house intern and stole white house passes to make a mobile,

decided not to go into politics after all and instead get famous in order to enact change (something he says in retrospect was stupid even though it worked out)

he's an NPR geek,

he makes jam and cans a lot of things,

can knit,

once played the role of a well-endowed yoga instructor addicted to self-fellatio,

his dream is to build an art commune out in the country,

he has infiltrated an Indian sex cult to try and expose its anti-native policies,

accidentally dropped acid at Burning Man and hated it so he had his dad sing to him all night,

doesn't smoke weed because he reacts funny to it,

prefers his salads dressingless,

used to pretend to be a russian exchange student to get free pizza,

went to his highschool prom dressed in drag,

was disappointed as a child to find out not every kid grew up to be a woman,

fashioned his wife a bed out of a tree that fell in his mother's yard using the makeshift woodshop in his college dormroom,

has built several large structures because he's a highly skilled carpenter,

holds several guiness world records,

used bolt cutters to sneak around underground alleys at uchicago as shortcuts,

there are several bigfoot-esque pictures circulating of him naked in the distance,

he's polyamorous,

has raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity,

his given name is Dmitri Tippens Krushnic,

he rescued a turtle and named it Dryaluxaloud (a name that came to him in a dream) and keeps it in his backyard pond,

he was arrested for bank robbery after climbing on top of a bank building for better reading light,

does massive art installations,

was homeless as a child,

runs marathons,

organizes GISH which is a thing I cannot begin to explain,

starred in a bad scifi move titled "Stonehenge Apocalypse,"

also does blacksmithing and pottery,

wears orange underwear most of the time because he thinks it's lucky,

participated in a retreat at a Tibetan monastery,

renewed his vows with his wife in a supermarket while wearing a lace wedding gown,

lost a $1,800+ bet to Jared Padalecki and payed him back in coins he dumped in his trailer,

is a published poet and wishes to someday publish a book of poetry,

has screenplays he's written and wants to make into films,

had a job delivering newspapers when he was a kid but lost his job in the sping because his manager discovered he'd just been stowing papers in snowdrifts and going home,

built his wife a house,

can draw,

is incredibly accident-prone,

is a certified EMT, lifeguard and motorcyclist,

illegally sunk a tree killed in a forest fire into cement in an expensive highway island in Hollywood and mounted a plaque on it with an obscene inscription,

was the most flexible boy at his highschool in its 100 year history

And I'm forgetting a lot rn but basically he's fucking insane and we love him

#the insanity of it all #love him #misha misha misha #saved #spn cast #long post

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lostcastiel · 3 years

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obsessed with dean’s two categories of friends being “men who are in love with me” and “lesbians”

#FACT FACT FACT #dean #lover boy #spn

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lostcastiel · 3 years

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alright so yeah hbo deancas is dean addicted to cas’ grace [breathing shakily with his teeth buried in Cas’ bleeding wrist] [nearly getting killed in fights because the prospect of getting healed by Cas is like an angler’s lure, like a fishhook under his skin] [strung out and panting and cradling his broken wrist on a motel room bed] [face buried in Cas’ coat, trying not to plead for it] [crying when the blue-white sweet-cold wash of it soothes the knives in his throat] [jerking off in the shower with his face pressed into the crook of his own arm trying to remember the exact taste]

but it’s also purgatory [rough sex in desperate silence because the Leviathan are never far behind] [Cas’ true form leaking out of his vessel because everything blurs and bleeds at the edges there] [Dean waiting for Cas to wake up after a bad fight, holding his intestines in with one hand and touching Cas’ cheek with the other] [Benny noticing the way Cas sometimes has a thousand eyes and sometimes just two but all of them are always tracking Dean]

and it’s also endverse [Cas almost overdosing in his shitty cabin in Chitaqua when Dean goes missing for a week] [Dean fucking him against a wall after a supply run ambush that almost gets them both killed] [sitting on a rickety porch together smoking pot and watching stars fall out of the sky] [in bed whispering tender things to each other the night before they go after Lucifer]

and it’s also demon Dean [holding the First Blade against Cas’ throat as Cas carefully pushes into him] [leaning into the touch of Cas’ hand on his face and waiting to see if Cas is going to smite him] [hunting down angels and bringing Cas their grace] [Cas rotting inside out from the stolen grace but unable to stop taking it because he knows he’s the only thing keeping Dean tethered to humanity]

and it’s also human Cas [soothed out of his night terrors by Dean’s voice in his ear] [unnerved that he can’t tell Dean’s alive just by sensing his soul from across the room] [constantly wrapping a hand around Dean’s throat because he needs to feel Dean’s pulse to reassure himself] [fascinated by the taste of Dean, the way he can no longer discern every individual molecule of it]

and it’s also just the way they can be used against each other [Naomi lobotomizing Cas and making Dean watch] [Cas driven mad the whole time Michael has Dean, because even while possessed Dean’s screams keep bleeding into prayer] [Dean offering himself to the Leviathan instead if they’ll just let Cas go] [Zachariah branding his own handprint onto Dean again and again until Cas drops his weapon] [Amara carving Cas apart with her bare hands trying to find what he has to offer Dean that she doesn’t] [Ishim running his hand through Dean’s hair wondering aloud what an angel could possibly see in a cockroach] [Lucifer taunting Dean by threatening to make Cas chew out his own tongue and eat it]

but mostly it’s just the way they look at each other [bleeding and burned under the white-gold light of Heaven’s torture chambers] [through the sulfur fumes and smoke for the first time in Hell] [by lamplight in the bunker over glasses of scotch] [inches away from each other, Dean speaking softly in halting Enochian while Cas presses a kiss to his palm] [furious and mid-fight and in love under neon lights in back alleys] [at sunrise on the edges of cliffs in the middle of nowhere] [scanning each other for injuries by the bleak washed-out glare of Purgatory] [across the seat of the Impala with the rain coming down in torrents and the lights of the interstate strobing across their interlaced fingers and a Zeppelin song swelling to an aching crescendo in the background]

#fuck #shutttt uppppp #HBO spn #spn #deancas #saved #the vibes of it all

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lostcastiel · 3 years

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“dean is woman coded” this, “dean is teenage girl coded” that, and yes sure fine okay but also, dean is manic pixie dream girl coded

#spn #dean #lover boy

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lostcastiel · 3 years

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I just see a photo or a gifset of season 1 dean and immediately tag it ‘gender’ huh

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So I heard we’re doing HBO Dean

#uhmmm mm #yes #dean #lover boy #art

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