If there's no open holes, someone's getting fucked

And there's a good chance that you're one of them.

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

Can't smack nothing now

Because of Woke

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It's like peeking into an alternate dimension when you stumble onto an offshoot of a popular post

Where the discourse manages to completely avoid acknowledging Alvin and the Chipmunks getting their shit sucked completely off.

What's crazy is as the president using project 2025 to attack trump and fearmonger voters, but refusing for your entire presidency (during which you even had a trifecta) to codify anything that would stop a fascist's rise to power in the event that a fascist (like Trump)ran for election again. Especially when you make your entire campaign about stopping him.

But I guess the fear mongering about Trump winning and taking our rights wouldn't work if he couldn't actually take them though would it?

pov you are about to get blasted by the percussive force beam of cyclops xmen

Of all the biased, anti-Pepsi propaganda I've encountered....

Why must there always be war

We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.

Cult Leader: The Lord says that I am to take Amanda, Rebecca, and Heather as my new wives.

Heather: But Anointed One, I am already married to Randall!

Cult Leader:

Cult Leader: The Lord says Randall is a heretic and must be put to death.

Mike Ehrmantrout

my parents have no issue with my art being explicit or sexual and are very supportive and this is great. the issue is they’re too supportive. my dad will whip out his phone and show neighbors we barely know paintings of naked trans men on their knees and be like ^_^ im so proud of my son!!!

I hate how the criticism of the girl boss trend morphed into “Maybe the real female empowerment was about admitting the “natural feminine fragility” of the female gender and becoming completely financially dependent on a man all along 😌” like hello? Is anyone here? Its getting dark and im scared