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lord-diavolo · 7 months
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saw this massive onion bigger than my entire hand in the produce aisle and immediately snatched it up solely to weigh it and a guy across the aisle asked how much it weighed because he was curious as well and when i told him it was two pounds he excitedly was like “it’s like the biggest one i’ve ever seen..” humanity rocks moment. bonding with strangers over giant onion
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lord-diavolo · 8 months
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I'm just not over how Diavolo tried to send Lucifer on a vacation that he absolutely refuted cuz of work, and then Diavolo gave up even though he clearly wanted Lucifer to take a vacay. And then MC is like "hey wait" and gathered the munchkins to blindside him anyway, got Solomon to make a portal even! And sent him away with a packed suitcase AND Diavolo.
There are times when I don't relate to MC, but in this instance I absolutely do! ♡
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lord-diavolo · 8 months
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is it ok if i go play for the rest of my life
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lord-diavolo · 8 months
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Pushing the dialuci agenda
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lord-diavolo · 8 months
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default tumblr icons, dialuci edition! matching pfps for you and the demon prince you pledged your unwavering loyalty whos also maybe a little gay for you/the fallen angel who pledged their unwavering loyalty to you and may be also a little gay for you too
special thanks again to @anonymous-leemur for the biblically accurate default icon thing
and also again, feel free to use as your icon anywhere, just be sure to give credit to me somewhere and also let me know! :DDD
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lord-diavolo · 8 months
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might as well give him an heir 🫣
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lord-diavolo · 2 years
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reblog and put in the tags that one short story you had to read in middle school/high school that stuck with you for years
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lord-diavolo · 2 years
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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
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lord-diavolo · 2 years
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asmo beel & belphie as gym leaders
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lord-diavolo · 2 years
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Who's gonna tell him?
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lord-diavolo · 2 years
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One of the many stupid feelings humans are capable of having is the private, repulsive rage of seeing someone getting support and sympathy for a problem no one helped you with when you were having it, either because you didn’t have anyone or because it never occurred to you that you could ask for help. Suddenly the world seems to split into two – the realm that contains people like them, the connected and loved – and the realm that contains you, the miserable and the alone, who must suffer in solitude. This is sufficiently horrible that you grasp for reasons or world-understandings to make this reality acceptable, and a mentally available one is that it is superior to be in the miserable solitude realm, that the problem is one that should be solved with self sufficiency and dignity. That this other person is pathetic for being aided and loved when you were not. Scorn is more palatable than confronting the notion that you could have received aid (if you had made different choices or been luckier), that you desperately wish you could have been aided but were not. Scorn is more palatable than the howling hunger for things to have been different for you. So your mind chooses scorn.
It is also a bad place to be. Human existence is full of such traps.
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lord-diavolo · 2 years
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Your mental problems can be solved by eating meat and potatoes
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lord-diavolo · 2 years
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Sleepy Dia 🖤
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lord-diavolo · 2 years
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💉
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lord-diavolo · 2 years
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There’s a popular post going around that’s like “well tone indicators are helpful for people for anxiety because some people need stuff like “ /nm (not mad)” or “ /nbh (nobody here)” and I absolutely get it because I have an anxiety disorder but like. You can very much add that on the text of a message itself and it will be way more clear and accessible than expecting them to memorize this whole new fabricated code. 
Which one do you think will be clearer, faster to understand, and more direct to the point:
“oh my god someone is pissing me off /nbh”
“oh my god someone (not from this server, don’t worry) is pissing me off”
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“have you done the dishes? /nm
“have you done the dishes? don’t worry, im not mad, just wondering”
You can be mindful of someone else’s needs and talk to them in a way that is respectful and understanding of those needs. The key is communication. Expecting people to memorize a lot of abbreviations is like the contrary of accessible.
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lord-diavolo · 2 years
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you can't convince me this man doesn't feel a certain type of way about lucifer you absolutely cannot
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lord-diavolo · 2 years
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