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People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured
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researchers built wearable heart rate sensors powered by slime molds that had to be fed like Tamagotchis and literally everyone involved with the study began personifying their little heart rate friends
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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad
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this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo
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What’s in a name?
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Random mage: unstable stance. center of gravity too far forward already. two-hand attack?? which hand were you planning on punching with?? if left, overextended before coming close to denken. aiming for Denken's... face? shoulder? no defense precautions whatsoever
Denken: feet just about shoulder width apart, nice and stable. presenting side profile for minimum target size + less vulnerable shoulder, hip, elbow. beard volume will probably protect his face. rotation momentum from the waist for extra power. fist coming up from the hip, other arm for balance. uppercut aimed right at that jaw.
Conclusion: Denken sent that mage to eeby deeby
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Just testing
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Why does the body do that. Just in general.
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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
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There are 270 days until HALLOWEEN
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I am not immune to making creatures
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Extra bits about them:
They’re most often malevolent and tricksters
They aren’t capable of much magic feats besides what’s been listed
They communicate telepathically
Once they lose their mirror, they transform into mortal centipedes
They’re very diverse in shape and color, for example:
Horns overgrown into antlers
Round or oval shaped mirrors
Large amounts of hair vs very little amounts
Splotches of color
Blank antennae vs fluffy
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non-practicing slut. is this anythign
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Crescent beetle
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