taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

Champion's mindset

I'm pro cringe culture, but mostly because I like having things to hate.

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

Why tf does that thing look like Frederic Fazbear?? 😭

I kill you

STRESS has ailed me for so long. But now I am free of it with this CURSED ARTIFACT

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

Lowkey that Hod announcer got me ovulating

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

you can’t even run away and join the circus anymore

no doubt about it traveller, you're looking for the clitoris. here, i'll mark it on your map